PISSED BIRDS....

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  1. Brownie D

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    well i went round me mates house last nite
    we got two fine ass birds round
    to cut a long story short i was on one sofa wid a bird n
    me mate was on the other with his,

    well i put me arm round this bird we was layin on the sofa
    gettin on quite well all of a sudded she says i need to go to the loo so she went then come bak and started to puke every where so instead of possibly gettin me end away im nursing this pissed up bird
    whilst me mate takes his bird up stairs 4 a seeing to
    what a load off fukin bollox!
    sober birds ftw!!

    lol
     
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    Rohypnol if not applied properly can have this side effect, unlucky
     
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    lol fuk off haha
     
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    Could be worse she could puked over you lol.
     
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    mate shit like that just ruins a night..
     
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    this thread worries me.
     
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    dont worry sweetheart, i look after you

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    maybe she'll remember you lookin after her n you'll be in there next time u see her
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    wouldn't be interested.

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    vomit? pfff! you should've fucked her anyway.
     
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    disapointed. was expecting to see two drunk pigeons.
     
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