piss up weeked

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  1. tq2

    tq2 tq2 head banger

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    whats the last thing you remember from saturday?

    the only thing i can remember is i nerly pissed on 3 people
    heard some other storys tho not good
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Reading another fucking thread about wanking.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    waiting outside mcdonalds at 5.45 am , waiting for it too open with a couple of mates. i ordered 2 sausage and egg muffins, 1 bacon and egg , 3 hash browns and an orange juice, had one bite of a muffin a swig of ornage, spewed up outside.. first time in ages .. id been drinking since friday afternoon tho with no sleep , drank a silly amount so it can be excused
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I havent had a drink for a week or so but the last time I went out I couldnt remember much but had vague memories of being convinced to fuck a blokes wife, singing songs with a group of gay blokes and getting kicked in the face by a bouncer. I woke in the morning with half a tooth missing, a thick lip, empty nutsacks but luckily my anal virginity was still intact.
     
  5. tq2

    tq2 tq2 head banger

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    sick some hectik night ere then :rinsed:
     
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    last weekend done my first bomb of MDMA in ages and got stupidly drunk on natch and southern comfort, tried sellin my taxi driver the rest of my MDMA and my car
     
  7. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I sniffed loadsa charlie and drank far to much cider, the next thing I remember is the post man buzzin our flat about 2 in the afternoon with EVERY1'S mail from our place lol, all i remember then is tearin through it all and passin out, I woke up next to the mrs with about 100 envelopes and shit fukin enerywhere and then had to think about rebundlin the packages and things... wasnt even anything intersting there haha