Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, Jan 20, 2012.
My mate just sent me this of his bro doing private security for oil tankers....
where the fuck can i sign up for that job!?
Yer, shooting piss poor people on boats so that big oil can keep on makin' dat dolla' seems pretty cash init.
ah yes keeping the world safe from inanimate objects, you realize theres nothing out there? theyre firing at open sea? takes real balls that does my word. whats next i guess theyll go kick a tree. show him whos boss.
...no, i meant where can i sign up to be a pirate!?
hahahaha.... shooting poor ass people cause those poor ass people are about to steal an expensive ass boat..... would you willingly let someone steal several million pounds of yours?
and anyway... its a job... pretty fukin cool one if you ask me...
Cool untill you get shot at with RPGs or are taken hostage
mate that is ILL..
ive heard of pirate killing holidays.. you can spenmd like thousands to go on a massive propa high secuirty boat and they give u wweapons to shoot at pirates..
maybe a myth.. but fuck i would love to go ha!!
dont know about that, but sounds likely. human life always was cheap and thats at the best of times. it certainly is the other way round though, if the 'pirates' win they will kill everyone on the boat no questions asked im sure.
Stopping pirates by selling their lives.... sounds like a good way to get rid of the fuckers if you ask me...
thats the one i was on about good find.. i couldnt find it haha
So you're asking what a human life is worth to me - in GBP?
just google private security courses.... cost u pure dollar to get thru it all but once ure qualified u make ££££££s
they were never aiming to kill them... just scare them off with a show of force.
presume you have to be ex army or something to even be considered for that job
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this however, is just fucked
My pal works for the merchant navy, he was on one of the first ships to come under threat from Somali Pirates. The royal marines were already on board the ship due to intelligence suggesting pirates were operating in the area.
when the marines arrived they taught all the crew how to use the weapons, they said that if they were overrun by the pirates then the crew would be the last line of defence against the pirates. "if the marines get taken overrun.........i'd be handing myself in" my pal said.
heres my pal leisurely pointing a gun at the camera man? ?????
and some weaponry
anyway. the pirates actually turned up and fired an RPG across the bow of the ship, the marines came out, the pirates ran. apparently all the marines were fuming that no one had told them the pirates had fired as they can then shoot to kill without command.
Lol sounds cool Rob! I spoke to a russian guy once who said their government hand banned guns on board ship because of the high rates of alcoholism and depression in the crews. Apparently it was a potent combination.
Sepp I think if that was your boat you'd be shooting first and asking questions later.
Sure, if it was me on my boat which my mother lives on, I'd shoot to kill rather then let the filthy Somalis get to my precious oil, it's just the concept of going down there with specific intentions to lay down the murder game that's fucked up..
And being a soldier of fortune was cool like back in the seventies, before it got monopolized by that douchebag Eric Prince and friends. Now the scene is harbouring more shell shocked lunatic dirtbag war criminals than Mos Isley spaceport, and incase you didn't know; that place is the filthiest hive of scum and criminals in the known fucking universe.
They wouldnt think twice bout aiming a cap at ur ass so u gotta think one step ahead
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