Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, Feb 23, 2012.
i see you , lurk-urk-urk-urking...
you like pink, dontcha... suits you sir
I heard he takes it up the shitter for loose change...
i heard he keeps his loose change in his shitter and has a pokey bum wank in the morning to get his bus fare out.
aw shit i did too much morphine this morning and have to compensate with espresso. i feel weird as fuck.
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im seriously caffeine spazzing right now wareARHEAHAERHAEAWaehwahwherahh
you think woman that can do that flexable shit like get thier ass behind their heads twice kinda shit...you know..like...give themselves oral sex?
no i dont think so. she probably could piss on her own head though. so you know, there is that.
lets say, in theory, if one was into that type of thing, would it be acceptable, you know, to be into that type of thing? this is only in theory mind.
no, that shit's fucked up.
no im afraid that is not alright on any level, theoretical or practical. its like seth rogens in 40 yr old virgin story about paying to watch a live sex show with a woman fuck a horse. in mexico. why would you want to see that, that is just not right. i hear you can pay some guy in vietnam and you can go shoot a cow with a machine gun or a bazooka or whatever, now that id pay for, thats entertainment. or what about a combination of the two! how awesome would that be?!!
well thank god its only in theory.
poor mans speedball ..
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