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#7
it ok douglas
i've had beef with an insect before.
don't be ashamed a bug has got the better of you. move on.

get some raid in and show that piece of shit who's boss
 

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Brown. Marmorated. Stink. Bug.


These things used to live in Asia and I just didn't give a fuck about them; then Penn State starting researching them and some got loose now they're rampaging the countryside. There's 12 of them sitting on the outside of my window screen right now. And if they get inside, you can't just kill them; cuz the smell lingers for fucking hours. It's awful. :(

Also:







And if you wanna eat bugs, go for some Fluker Farms crickets; you can make them into pretty bangin' protein bars.
 

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dude you have a porch? with bugs on it? im going to go head and call alias on you now. cos you dont make no fking sense.
 

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Naw, I just bought a two-liter of some soda, I'ma cut the top-end off, put a lamp and some orange rinds or something inside it, and put the top back on upside down and tape that bitch up good. That way I'll turn the light on at night and the combo of that with the citrus should pull them in but they shouldn't be able to get out.


And don't forget:

 

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Hey Dugg,
I live near Ft. Detrick MD(Biowarfare research base) anyway they do other stuff there besides biowarfare, and today I discovered that they have a team of international scientist working on trying to figure out a way to eradicate the son of bitches.
I am with you buddy, I hate the little fuckers too. Worse part is they migrate into your house during the winter. And if you accidentally kill one the smell signal more to come.
 

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Hey Dugg,
I live near Ft. Detrick MD(Biowarfare research base) anyway they do other stuff there besides biowarfare, and today I discovered that they have a team of international scientist working on trying to figure out a way to eradicate the son of bitches.
I am with you buddy, I hate the little fuckers too. Worse part is they migrate into your house during the winter. And if you accidentally kill one the smell signal more to come.
Apparently that last part isn't true; their defense smell (the STINK in stink bug) is different from the one the produce to attract other stink bugs. But I'm very glad to hear research money is being spent towards causes that will actually make the world a better place to live for all humanity.
 

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Good to know ^^^^ because I just crossed my legs and brought my ankle up to just above my knee and squished one. Now I have an orange spot on my knee and smell that is lingering. No shit I ate taco bell earlier today and started to get the taco bell farts. You know it is a sad state of affairs when you welcome a taco bell fart over the smell of a bug.
 
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