Discussion in 'Waffle' started by tamobanter, Jan 29, 2009.
i stayed up for 48 hours last weekend, didnt sleep much at all.
i did however consume vast quantities of speed and valium in front of my sampler, making music.
now that might seem like an awful lot of time to be spending on making music
but the actual result was really very poor, ive probably got 30 minutes
of completely useless sounds and rythms and stuff.
but thats not the funny part.
the funny part is something id forgotten about long ago,
you see i have abused speed for a long time,
mainly cos i didnt havent access to any for the last 5 years,
but when you do there are certain funny side effects.
such as the shadow people.
the shadow people appear after around 32 hours of
a) sleep depravation, b) severe poisoning and c) the resulting extreme state of confusion.
at some point a service person showed up to install window blinds and when i got annoyed with him
i turned to tell him to fuck off i looked straight into a the wall, which was about 30 cm from my face.
there never was a service person and certianly no window. this was just the start. i met a man called
castro le grass who was a geologist speaking of an island he claimed existed but nobody beleived in.
i spoke to a man called gustaf johansen (incidentally my brothers name) from norway who was
the captain of a sunken ship.i was supposed to read a manuscript of nautical data he had left behind
but found out that it wasnt written in a human language.
i forgot time and space and subsequently though i was in norway, or indonesia, or, at work,
were i spent lots of time in conversation with my colleauge Leila who certainly was not there.
i ended up going to bed after 48 hours stinking of sweat and urine with eyes like saucers and a sunken face,
with absolutely nothing to show for it
ur spraff reminds me of my mate jamie
great story. not bigging up speed in any way, and this story shows for it, but dope tale nonetheless.
oh yeah nice pictures, some could even work as wallpapers. immoh.
thank you grits, and tamobanter, tell jamie i said he owes me a fiver and 2pac did not kill wu tang, it was the other way round
haha u joka logiks, i dnt condone the taking of speed either and ur story does prove this lol but ur a funny guy and remind me of my m8 harris. i was cotching at a mates yard at bout 5 in the morning busting an all nighter flex when he was staring into space getting reli annoyed and then went "ah for fucks sake why the fucking pool table!", i turned to him and said "what the fuck are u on about?" to which he replied "there isnt even a fucking pool table in the room is there wez?" "no harris... no there isn't" lol
actually the best thing he ever did was in fabric when i came back from smoking area saw harris (aka morris) cotching in the seating area. i was like "safe morris".
he look at me and says "wesley?!? well who the fuck have i been talking to for the past half hour then?" he turns to the guy next to him before putting his ehad in his hands.
the guy next to him goes "are you wesley? i think ur mate is fucked..."
i was dying of laffter after tht.
...is there, wez?
no, harris. no, there isnt.
i actually killed 2pac and my mum gave eazy e aids
sorry to hear that timobanter, he seemed like a great man to me.
and here now to lift the sullen mood, jzmmaloney!
its time to Detox hommie. like i told u Monday
only kiddin jamies not dead..he's actually alive and well and invloved in the pre-production of..
'Krypton Factor : On Ice'
all these people were actually me. i sneaked in your crib with my disguise kit, and set on freaking you out.
hah! jokes on you jack cos i was just snorting harmless adrenochrome all along
fail. that combination of words cannot exist, both in a grammatical or a physical way...
Krypton - is that what Logikz puts up his nose?
im going to radio keith richards submarine, see if he cant hook us up
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