Phrases which just dont make sense

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  1. emy

    emy Member

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    1) Dont do anything I wouldnt do

    Ive never got this as if they would not do it then how can you not do something which would not be done?

    Well thats enough brain baffling to start off with!
     
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  2. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Are you female by any chance?
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    totally, yeah. its like whats that all about. when people say stuff. like 'well, there you go then!' and they didnt do anything or help in any way or explain or just fucking nothing at all and then have the nerve to say 'there you go then!' at my own carefully deliberated and laboriously developed conclusion. taking credit for my work is what that is. i hate people and everything about them makes me want to hammer smash my face.
     
  4. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    sorry isnt good enough

    or

    sorry doesnt mean anything
     
  5. emy

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    I dont think anyone has said it to me, actually I think my sister has. Its just a phrase to start off with at the end of the day
     
  6. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    yh true, theres just no pleasing some people
     
  7. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    heard on a comedy show before, but the saying 'its always the last place you look' when finding something. you stop looking once you found it right? therefore making it the last place you look. hmm
     
  8. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i said that once and felt like right idiot after....what i ment to say is it's always the last place there is to look
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah, try 'love is not enough'. my ex said that to me when we were arguing about something trivial and we damn near broke up. she had the fucking nerve to spring 'love is not enough' on me. and she constantly slid in quotes from a girlfriend that broke up with me 12 years ago, i had told her about that whole exchange during a deep and meaningful somewhere along the line and now she was using it against me to fuck with my head. shes still in the looney bin but somehow that doesnt make me feel any better. i should probably be more considerate , its kind of a big deal to get sent off to the looney bin until further notice. but im not gonna. i got something stuck in my teeth. think its veal. got to remember to floss. flossing is important.
     
  10. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    any sentence followed by, 'nahm mean' - 'nahm sayin' immediately triggers my paranoia, so much so i question everything that was said, then set fire to things and run.

    Same as any dialogue that starts with 'listen' or 'look'. I get confused as I was already listening and looking, which causes me to start concentrating on stuff thats most likely not relevant and inevitably miss their enormous intellectual giftings, before deciding to set fire to stuff and run.
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    set fire and run away is ancient and greek and only the wisest of men would be held in this regard. then return to salt the land, like Cato and Carthage.
     
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    "everything is hunky dory" wtf does hunky dory got to do with it
     
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    OP is a fag.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    there's more than one way to skin a cat
     
  15. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
     
  16. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    Gordon: oi felix, so, you're not coming to this rave tonight then mate ????

    Felix: yeahhhh man ..

    Gordon: fair play ill pick ya up at 7 you old dog


    ^^ makes no sense, hes saying Yeah man, yeah hes not coming to the rave ... but ppl just listen to the yes and take it the other way ..


    Pete: oi dave, you not drinking that beer its goin down slow as fuck ?

    Dave: Yeahhh man

    Pete: Ok, ill buy you another next round ..


    fucked again .... dave said yeah man ... yeah hes not drinking the beer ...


    its backwards and people always flip it ... it happens everyday, now you know this listen out for it .. its a fuck up .. i worked out all by my crabby self ...


    can also get you out of shit with the mrs if you use it wisely... " you're not doing smack in ure eyesballs with dangerous Baz again this weekend are you? "

    you: " nahhhhh "

    then when you come home monday, skagged off ure tits and blind ... shes says.. thought you wasnt doing that ... you say: you said " you're not " .. i said, " nah " .. therefore, " nah, i am " ... but if you said yes .. you'd be agreeing and saying, Yes im not .. altho ... when you say yes nowadays .. she would of taking it as .. yes ... im going to inject china white dirt all up in my sockets ...

    confusing i know ..
     
  17. ultralean

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    When people say 'thats not a reason its an excuse' or something similar. Fuck off, its just what happened, who gives a shit about the difference between a reason and an excuse (personally i can't see one really)