phone call just came thru...

Catsel

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bengali john: hello?
....
me: hello?
bengali john: hello?
....
me: hello?
bengali john: Yes hello sir, how are you
....
me: goooooood
bengali john: hello, yes good, sir my name is john i am from car accident helpline, you've had a car accident in the last two years...
me: shit have i !!! fuck am i ok??

++++dail tone ++++

:lol: he didn't even go along with it !! bastard.... hope he calls back cos im in real trouble right now.. car has been on its roof for 2 years! :lol:

i bet @Moskit has alot of fun with these people...
 

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Dude my mrs won't even let me answer the house phone anymore :lol:

17:30pm shes hovering over it in protection mode, so I can't terrorise poor unsuspecting PPI salespeople...
 

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Dude my mrs won't even let me answer the house phone anymore :lol:

17:30pm shes hovering over it in protection mode, so I can't terrorise poor unsuspecting PPI salespeople...
aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah booooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


ps. oh shit waddup
 

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I have many rouses, some stringing along, some completely sideways, but recently I have been abnormally more angry/offensive than usual.

Here is an excerpt from my latest script:

Hey, <insert name of caller here>.

I'll be honest with you mate, I really appreciate your call. But...

You're a cunt.

Your Mums a cunt.

Your Dad is a cunt.

Your Grandmother is a cunt.

Your Grandfather - He's actually alright, decent guy, nice girth on pennis...

However, the rest of your entire bloodline & lineage... Guess what?

Hoofwanking Bunglecunts.

Hope you die in a domestic fire, or dysentery/peasantry &/or cancer.

Lots Of Love

Andy A
Also physically saying the word "slash", instead of trying to hope said caller understands the principal of the "/" symbol during such a harrowing exchange, for maximum lols.

& yes, I am a cunt.
 
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