phone call just came thru...

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    bengali john: hello?
    ....
    me: hello?
    bengali john: hello?
    ....
    me: hello?
    bengali john: Yes hello sir, how are you
    ....
    me: goooooood
    bengali john: hello, yes good, sir my name is john i am from car accident helpline, you've had a car accident in the last two years...
    me: shit have i !!! fuck am i ok??

    ++++dail tone ++++

    :lol: he didn't even go along with it !! bastard.... hope he calls back cos im in real trouble right now.. car has been on its roof for 2 years! :lol:

    i bet @Moskit has alot of fun with these people...
     
  2. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Dude my mrs won't even let me answer the house phone anymore :lol:

    17:30pm shes hovering over it in protection mode, so I can't terrorise poor unsuspecting PPI salespeople...
     
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  3. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Its good that youre making friends Castle
     
  4. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    No one calls you do them jum
     
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    sam the dnb man Variation

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    I work in car insurance sales & I often have to assure people that I'm not calling in regards to an injury they may have had.
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ps. oh shit waddup
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I have many rouses, some stringing along, some completely sideways, but recently I have been abnormally more angry/offensive than usual.

    Here is an excerpt from my latest script:

    Also physically saying the word "slash", instead of trying to hope said caller understands the principal of the "/" symbol during such a harrowing exchange, for maximum lols.

    & yes, I am a cunt.
     
  8. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I imagine you sound like Kombo from This is England in the infamous shop scene :lol:

     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Nothing like it...

    I'm more non descript cockney reject tbh.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Disappointing, to say the least.
     
  11. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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