Petition to get Greg P a little block of hash...

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  1. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    ..because he left his small block of hash at his girlfriends table and he's not going back there till like thursday and his girlfriend's housemates will defo smoke the small block of hash since theyre heartless bastards because he left that piece of hash on his girlfriend's house's living room's table, and it sucks.

    so i say, lets all chip in £0.50, and get his some nice resin...35% plastic.

    send your £0.50 to my paypal account, and i'll buy a small block of hash to send to Greg P, because he left his small block of hash at his girlfriend's house's living room's table, and his girlfriend's housemates will defo smoke the small block of hash, because Greg will not be going to visit his girlfirend at her house till like next thursday, and because his girlfriend's housemates are heartless bastards....
    and it sucks...
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i only read the first sentence and was put off reading the rest...

    one word... HASH???? wtf if anyone smokin that shite for??
     
  3. sammys

    sammys Shelter Birmingham

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    o_O wish i could get some hash in london
    hash is the way forward
     
  4. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    what you mean the first sentence ?
    its all one sentence anyway.

    couldnt care less for hash either, but his pain of loss circulates around the small piece of hash that he left in his girlfriend's house's living room's table and his girlfriend's housemates will defo smoke the small block of hash because he's not visiting his girlfriend's house till like next thursday and theyre heartless bastards.


    only tryin to help, ya'know
     
  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    it really isn't...... REALL ISN'T!! lol i used to smoke hash when i was like 12 /13. but never again, not now i know whats in it.

    okies mate (y)

    they sound like wankers these people his g/f lives with.
     
  6. savoirfaire

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    @ Greg take this as an opportunity to try and quit using weed/hash- save yourself cash and free your mind :)
    i've never done drugs dont plan to, ill save money, my mind and not want to turn to drugs everytime my life is crap+ you dont need drugs to have fun:)
    peace
     
  7. Snowgirl

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    Or ring your girlfriend and ask her to hide it! Then they wont smoke it.

    If we're starting up threads to buy people things, can I have one for a new pair of trainers? I've only got one pair I like and they're dirty.
     
  8. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    "i want all of you people who think that nothing good comes out of drugs,
    to take all your favourite records and throw them at the garbage,
    because all the artists that wrote these, were reeeealy fucking high..."
     
  9. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    if you make a rant as funny as his about the pain and suffering that the lack of trainers has brought upon you, i'll consider making you a thread.
    if it contains tearjerking details about losing a loved pair of trainers to a boyfriend's/girlfriend's house, then your chances multiply..
     
  10. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ONE PAIR... are you really a girl?? lol
     
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    eerr yeh you dont need drugs to have fun, i didnt say you dont need drugs to make good music because in many cases that is'nt true:)
     
  13. Snowgirl

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    I don't think I can do it as well as Greg, and I feel a bit bad trying to cash in on his misery, especially when all my trainers need apparently is a toothbrush (not mine) taken to them. It's the polices fault, they trod on my feet at Notting Hill Carnival.
     
  14. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    "I like" holds all the meaning. She could have a house full of shoes, and still like to wear the dirty ones...
    dont try and understand the female part of the brain that deals with shoes. I somehow do, and my 7 pair of trainers sat unworn in favour of my 5 year old Circa is testimony to this.
    It is the main reason i sometime believe that i was actually supposed to be a girl, before i grew that damn thing down there...
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Theres quite a bit of soapbaaaaar floating around at the mo. Cheap as chips. I cant stand the stuff gives me a massive headache
     
  16. Snowgirl

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    No I'm not, I'm a big hairy man in his 60's!

    (Gordo you're right, I do have several other pairs of trainers, I just don't like them...I am a girl too. Really, I promise)
     
  17. safety

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    that sounds like good advice* whoever told you that knows what they're on about
     
  18. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    man hash eh, im not fortunate enought to have it. but when i do its treasured like a new rainbow beanine babie new in plastic.

    I betcha logikz [being in the dam] gets that eye watering blonde isht...shit will have u cross eyed.

    i think if i was greg and dude smoked the hash, nextime i was there id leave a dried up dog turd that had a post it with hash written on it...let him smoke dried dookie
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    man hash eh, im not fortunate enought to have it. but when i do its treasured like a new rainbow beanine babie new in plastic.

    I betcha logikz [being in the dam] gets that eye watering blonde isht...shit will have u cross eyed.

    i think if i was greg and dude smoked the hash, nextime i was there id leave a dried up dog turd that had a post it with hash written on it...let him smoke dried dookie
     
  20. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    I will gladly donate to a "Send Twisted Murderer On A Ho Trip Under Logikz' Tutelage" fund.