Petes top 5 tips of the week..

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  1. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    1) Don't buy a Focus ST - as the clutch will go followed by the flywheel. This costs a £1000 to repair.

    2) Don't drop your Iphone down the toilet just after you have had a shit - But if you do, dry/wipe it off, warm it up on top of the cooker for a bit, then put it in the airing cupboard for about 3 hours. It will then work

    3) If you about to have a shag and you have had 3-4 beers, don't go looking for a condom with a boner. This will cause the girl to go and have a dump *waits five minutes* - cause you to loose your boner, then make you need a piss. The beer will kick in you will get tired and you will not be able to get a boner knowing she has just had a shit.

    4) If the girl asks you is it because of her and has this happened before. Don't say "yes the last time this happened I was sober but the girl was boring" - It does NOT go down well.

    5) If you think well I got to have some luck after all of that, I'm going to by a lottery ticket. You wont win that either.

    Hope you have enjoyed my top 5 tips of the week.
     
  2. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    MattDMA DnB Idiot

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  4. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    tbh any girl that wants to take a shit before sex doesnt really do it for me.............

    Each to his own tho
     
  5. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Haha, good night then?
     
  6. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    yeh too right, haha

    Ive had a terrible week, nothing has gone well for me :D haha