Pet Chimp Rips Women's Face Off

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  1. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    djrowney G13 RECORDS/SMOKESCREEN

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    fuckin ell.....
    chimps are very strong animals, well under estimated
     
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    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    people are well fucking stupid, why would the fuck would you want a chimp?
     
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    chimp goin on raw
     
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    they are something like 7x stronger than the average man

    that's very strong
     
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    i'd want a chimp

    my dad had a chimp when he was a kid, but the fucker drank some wine and got run over by a truck
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    This chimp new how to use a toilet and do general human things. i think it was the one they used in films. apparently the women lost both her hands had no face left whatso ever.

    Thats savage...
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you know the old saying right? right? what does an 800 pound gorilla do?

    whatever the hell he wants
     
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    That's fucking grim...
     
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    So now we know what really happened to Michael Jacksons face. I always wondered where Bubbles dissapeared to.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    why anyone would want it is not so difficult to explain as why the hell youd keep one around with out at least a... tranqulizer gun and a laaarge stock of bananas
     
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    LOL :D

    I can't imagine why someone would want a chimp in there house strange people.
     
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    did u read the story? she got it as a pet after her husband & son were killed and it relapsed the void. But theres one thing about monkeys u know, they always turn on u

    dude your killing the MS today. can u put like that face on bales body or vice versa? or yea, the predator or buzz saw
     
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    AWESOME!!!
     
  20. Zkinz

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    man that phonecall was so fucked up..

    " he's eating her! "

    imagine having to watch your mate being torn apart and chewed on by a CHIMPANZEE... WTF