personalised credit cards

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  1. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    title sounds like spam.
    its not. well maybe a bit... boobs!

    so my bank is offering me to have my bank card personalised with whatever picture i like.

    but what to get?
    i was thinking of getting an image of another bank's credit card to piss my bank off, or maybe just a picture of my slong in all its glory.

    suggestions pls, what would you have on your card?

    shit suggestions will be ignored. good suggestions will be rewarded with cake and party hats.
     
  2. logikz

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    you dont get any picture you like, check the terms. this has been around for years, why are you such a noob?
     
  3. RocksteadyUK

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    Just do a proper close up shot of your penis... so they dont recognise it... then proceed to go around clubs showing women your penis. Or when a mate takes it out to rack lines.... tell them they touched your penis etc etc... the possibilites are endless.
     
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    Genius!
     
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    it's been done to death but still gold

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  6. logikz

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    WE COULD LIVE LIKE KINGS
     
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    I thought about doing that. I was thinking maybe a casette tape or faders or something
     
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  9. Teddy

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    so you can have whatever you like as long as its not cool
     
  10. ONSLAUGHT88

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    Get a picture of a card with lots of powder on the edge
     
  11. Olllie

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    I'm curious about the print quality, please could someone post a high res image of their personalised credit card? (both sides please)
     
  12. herojuana

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    Kasra posted a photo not too long back of picture of a card with a photo from critical at outlook (if I'm not mistaken)
     
  13. rj_dnb

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    Be sure to a include a photocopy of your passport too, so the card's authenticity can be verified. Just scribble your national insurance number next to your name.
     
  14. Psychoholic

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    Sounds really cool up to the moment your so fucked up that you try to lick the card, sniff it and totally freak out.
     
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    Not allowed olympic games references? Yet im stuck with lisa simpson giving head on my lloyds tsb card until 2015??????

    Piss take.