PENIS VS SWORD

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Eternaloptimist, May 22, 2013.

  1. Eternaloptimist

    Eternaloptimist Active Member

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    :orly:
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah really. what was the point of that. if he doesnt bleed to death hes doomed to a life without a dick, not much point in carrying on then is there. lose lose situation. did they say why he did it? beause im not clicking that thing, no way. im still scarred from the last cut-off-dick video, and that was like eight years ago. there is no such thing as "unsee" and thats something you learn, but if you learn slowly, like i do, it comes at a price.
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    What a dick
     
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    Thread fails to deliver.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Crossing the streams was initially discouraged, as Egon believed
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    NEVER cross the streams! unless, of course, theres an.... enormous stay puft marshmallow man OR ZUUL

    hey!! dan? willard? jamie? rich!!! anyone doing anything tonight?=? im all awake and drunk and shit
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    what about mecha streisand?

    BAA BOO RAH
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i dont remember, do they cross the streams to defeat mecha barbara? does the name lowenstein mean anything to you. anything at all
     
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    lowenstein..

    lowenstein...

    lowenstein.........

    nope nothing.
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    he said he didnt know, but something wasnt quite right. there was an inflection on his voice. something about the way he pronounced the name spoke of a great longing, there was a certain whistfulness that betrayed the president and then the pony jumped over the moon.

    film noir voice over. hey why does voice overs have a bad name? i loves me a voice over
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    u shud be the waffle voice over.

    all dutch finnish up in here.

    yar yar yar
     
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    Kurt is American.

    And totally mainstream.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    gods im so wasted i just fell asleep awake eyes wide open and in my dream i started playing pinball in a bar, but i had epic pinball shareware on the 386 back in early 90s so my hands which were on the keyboard started bashing the shift keys.
    waking life.
    does that sound healthy or not. i was a bit... drunk last night and couldnt sleep so im still awake. ah and now i smoked in my dream, woke up by me exhaling dream smoke raelly heavily. so you see, im a lucid dreamer and that my dear horace andrew, is NOT mainstream.

    also kurt is way grunge name. you feel me. horace andrew = trust fund reggae