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  1. logikz

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    Lobser tastes allright, but what really makes it awesome is that it leaves your plate looking like the site of some intergalactic battle when you're done, the empty husks and torn antennae of the freakish space aliens, massive skullbreaking claws, ripped apart and rendered void of life lie scattered across the sauce spattered condiments. You look across the gnarly landscape with mixed emotions of disgust for the brutality and pride in your victory.
     
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    This post has to win a dnb forum award.
     
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    nothing compares to karls inane and illogical rambles
     
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    Lobsters are lackeys of the bourgeoisie and as such deserve to die.
     
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    I ate a lobster a few weeks ago...its all about the bowl of melted butter.

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    "Location: USA".

    Nuff said.
     
  8. dirty breaks

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    ...what are you supposed to do with the melted butter, drink it? is it some nuts American idea and over there its considered a healthy starter and you have that instead of soup?
     
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    I like how the eating instructions are written on the plate. How you gonna read that shit, lobsters aren't transparent man; their bright fucking red hue renders them very highly fucking visible indeed!

    "Rendered" is my word of the day.

    Also; that cutlery looks amazing, I'd love eating utensils the colour of gasoline!
     
  10. dirty breaks

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    what's the fucking deal with that? do they give you another plate if you haven't ate lobster before or do they assume that you are willing to pick all of your food up all in your hands every time you need to refer to the instructions... and if you're a full on lobster eating pro do they still give you the plate with the instructions on? cos that'd be patronizing and shit if they did.

    anyway lobster's bad for you I read it on the internet somewhere and you need a bib to eat it so fuck that shit.
     
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    if you need instructions to eat any sort of meat (except gobbling man shlong) then you are not a real gentleman
     
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    Gobbled man shlong; the spotted dick of meats.