Penis Assault

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  1. Reality Check

    Reality Check Purveyor of fine antiques

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  2. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Animated gif crew... bring it...

    "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
     
  3. Reality Check

    Reality Check Purveyor of fine antiques

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    Are the smileys frowned upon?

    Ridiculous story though. He must be packing quite a chap if he can swing it to hit her.
     
  4. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    This is brilliant news! why cant all news be this entertaining.. HEADLINES...... MAN ASSAULTS FEMAILE OFFICER WITH HIS HUGE GIRTH!!

    in other stories the queen has died!
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    At what point does Penis Assault become rape. Rapists take note, saying you were attempting to strike your victim will get you a more leniant sentance.
     
  6. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    LOL JMZ exaclty.. there are alot of arguments for rape... 'well it was just surprise sex' . ' It wasnt rape it was just penis assault' . ' Technically i didnt strike therefore its neither rape or assault'
     
  7. Fred West

    Fred West I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Im more of a fan of the great british flasher myself