Pedophile jokes? You got one.

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  1. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    With all the recent activity of big named people being underage scum fuckers. What jokes do you have?

    How do you get a Priest and Michel Jackson to fight to the death?
    Throw a little boy in between them.





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  2. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    Jimmy Saville loved Hockey but he always left before the first period.
     
  3. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Ha!
     
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    What's the difference between Ian Brady and Jimmy Saville

    Ian Brady has the decency to bury the kids after he's fucked them
     
  5. IV4

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    :rofl:
     
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    just cooked fried salmon with rice, tastes pretty good.
     
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    Peados are fucking immature arseholes
     
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    :rofl:

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    wut?
     
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    A paedofile persuades a little girl from the local park to come round to his house to look at his puppies. He holds her hand and leads her deep into the forest. The sun is going down and its getting dark. She turns to him and says "Im scared mister"
    he replies "Your scared?! I have to walk out of here alone"
     
  11. Dagz

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    The Pedophile jokes thread. Thats a joke on its own.