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IV4

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With all the recent activity of big named people being underage scum fuckers. What jokes do you have?

How do you get a Priest and Michel Jackson to fight to the death?
Throw a little boy in between them.





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mistasfx

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Whats the difference between Arthur scargill and Gary glitter?

Arthur scargill last touched a miners helmet 27 years ago.

Google Arthur scargill if u dont get it
 

CRoOK

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A paedofile persuades a little girl from the local park to come round to his house to look at his puppies. He holds her hand and leads her deep into the forest. The sun is going down and its getting dark. She turns to him and says "Im scared mister"
he replies "Your scared?! I have to walk out of here alone"
 
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