Partial Farts

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  1. Dave Dexcell

    Dave Dexcell Dexcell

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    Ever done a succsessful silent fart but you still dont feel the relief you should have so you so you go for another thinking it will be the same as the last......but no..... your arse has decived you!

    you have now let the whole room know

    I havent personaly but would be a kool story if someone had lol
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Crafty air biscuits eh?
     
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    i've not done that but got a good fart story...

    i got in a lift on the ground floor of a shopping centre with my girlfriend when we were on holiday, pressed the button for the basement, just me, her and the baby in there, I let a little warm silent one out.

    thought it was funny till i realised the lift was goin up to the car park, i said "lets just get out, when the doors open, just get the fuck out".

    The doors opened, what did she do, stood there and let 4 people get in. This fart was so fuckin awsome the people that got in the lift were embarrassed. It really stunk. I bowed my head, and she started playing with the baby in the pram making out like it was him.
    I had a little peek up at the 4 peoples faces in the lift and couldn't help but piss my self laughing. It was clearly not the baby, it was one of them ones where you can smell the alcohol you consumed the previous night.

    These people didnt even speak to each other, they just waited for the doors to open and walked.

    Wish i'd asked for the video tape from the lift or sommat, it was fuckin genius.
     
  8. Dave Dexcell

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    kool story man! thats some liar liar shit right there lol

    IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  9. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    mmmmm, that bird with the massive jugs in liar liar = WIN! :not_worth
     
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    CULTURE_BOY HMMM

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    fuckin LOL at the lift story
     
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    INIT i forgot about her!! and her huge titts :D
     
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    Nick-ep RudeFM/In-Reach

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    haha funny story rob
     
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    it was in Poland as well where you wouldn't fart in front of ya own family in case you got burnt at the cross.
     
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    DanDnB Bass and Drums

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    Epic lie.


    :gang_bang :not_worth:not_worth:not_worth
     
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    ever thought you had to fart but shit yourself? happened to me once playing footy in the park. i had to squelch all the way home
     
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    yeah, i just went well out of my way to make that up for some brucy bonus points :rolleyes:
     
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    Haha crook sharted
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I HAD A PATRIAL FART THATSTUREND INTO A PARTEIAL SHIT AND ENDEDUP AS APARTIAL SKIDNMARK
     
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    My mate tried to sneak one past our group, even did the whole cough cover up n shit...ended up crapping his pants though sooooo....