Paris Hilton announces DJ Tour...

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  1. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    Only way I'd go if there was a live sacrifice of her at the end


    http://www.mixmag.net/words/news/paris-hilton-announces-dj-tour-yes-really
     
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    Didn't her "music" already fail?
     
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  4. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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  5. alz

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  6. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Why do all these (Sh)it girls, society whores, silicon victims and botox bitches dj ??? (well they actually don´t) EDIT - stupid question tho..idiots come to see them and spend money..thats why.

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  8. Forau

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    Id rather watch a sweaty fat man mix well than a sexy bitch mix horribly tbh.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Yeah, thats when you´re into music..but you mustn´t forget the people that rather watch a slut mix horrible than a sweaty fatty mix good :D
     
  10. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    am i the only one who thinks this is kind of cool?? i know we all hate mainstream things, BLERGH... TELEVISION AND STUFF. but to me it sounds like this girl is pursuing a career thats actually worth while now, and a much better idea than her being on tv and such.

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    i take it all back. kill me now.
     
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  11. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    when do I put the headphones in ? Derp derp derp
     
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    Oh god... This is what happen when people become so rich they don't need to do anything. They walk around their fancy big house all day with nothing to do and get stupid ideas like this. I'll just sit here and wait for the newspaper with the headlines: "Paris Hilton makes a fool out of herself by attempting to DJ".
     
  13. herojuana

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    haha, the only people that would go and see her won't know the difference between good and bad mixing or anything about music in general so it would be hard for her to embarrass herself I imagine
     
  14. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    I'm sure she'll manage
     
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    Some will go, only to see that tho..the embarrassment :D
     
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    To clang the fuck out of her intro mix.
     
  17. dirty breaks

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    dat ass :love:




    The only good thing that will come out of this is if she does a 'live' show where she double drops cock in her vagina.
     
  18. Fallen.GeMiNi

    Fallen.GeMiNi 3rd rate banger merchant

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    Maybe she can mix, can't really say a shit until you see it. It's all about the horrid selection tho, so nah, do not want.
     
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    bet she get some bare dubs...imagine tho if she was on the next Fabric line up and she literally smashed the fuck out of the 2am slot, i mean 3 decks fucking rampage she went into the future and got dubs not even made yet, noshed off Skibba and ripped dnb a new arsehole...in all seriousness that would be funny if she mixed dnb and she was fucking boss at it...

    she wont tho...I hope not anyway.
     
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    Haha i was just thinking this, bet shes into the proper dark end of drum & bass. Can just imagine the flyer now... tech itch, gein, limewax, paris hilton, counterstrike, wait... wut