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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by NastyLimbCheat, Dec 31, 2008.

  1. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    i kno some people might not give a fuck, but i just accidently sent a text to my mum asking my mate if he had any bud hahaha. anyone done this before?
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    My mum once asked me for some crack luckily I had a rock left. That was a good night.
     
  3. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    my mom knows everything i do so
    i guess it wouldnt matter if i did ! lol
     
  4. Rubs90

    Rubs90 KeyControl

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    ffs waffle section is so freaky
     
  5. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    your about to rock rubs world :bruce:
     
  6. Rubs90

    Rubs90 KeyControl

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    don't even wanna know what that means
     
  7. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Luckily my mum see's rock as a mineral, weed as a general nuisance in the garden, speed is too fast, lsd is an old skool geezer


    safe
     
  8. yates88

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    my mum wouldnt care but i have got a gd one...my mates parents took me and him to Jamaica for my 16th (they didnt no we had been smoking da herb since 13). anyway bout 2 weeks after we got home i ment to send my mate a message but happens to have the same name as my rich friends dad lol...i asked if i could buy a Q and bail a ticket lol he rang me saying "is it all my fault were so sorry we didnt mean to get u into drugs". had 2 just go along wiv n pretend it all started on hol's.
     
  9. Goaty

    Goaty INTAGOATY STYLE RUN WILD

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    You all have parents...am I the only Barstard on the forum ?
     
  10. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    hahah that a joke yeah? what ur mum say?
     
  11. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    My dad forgot he had a hash stick the size of his fist in his pocket while travelling by plane - at around my age...
     
  12. shadow_sniper

    shadow_sniper BURCHY!!!

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    i once letf half a bar of green in the washing basket, considerin it was only me and my mum livin in the house i couldnt blame it on anyone, she threatened to throw it in the bin, im not quite sure she realised how much was there!! i was only 15
     
  13. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    :ditto: and she dont mind either, she has a smoke with me now and again.
     
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    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    my mum smokes snorts and drops more than i do lol
     
  15. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    I always send texts to the wrong people, or forget to send them, or write the wrong thing.

    Never really gets me in shit though.
     
  16. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    my dad found my bro's hydro plant and cracked the shits at my bro infront of mum. then my dad 'threw the plant away' by placing it gently onto the compost heap for my bro to find and recover.

    man i loled.
     
  17. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    I was out with my brother a few weeks ago and he asked his mate if he could borrow his phone.
    He then proceeded to take a picture of his cock and send it to the guys mum from the phone.
    Dont think his mum was too impressed. Fucking funny tho.
     
  18. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    im a good boy noaw
     
  19. The_Jungledon

    The_Jungledon www.FreelanceJunglist.com

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    Took an acid time ago and decided to go shopping with my mum once, fuck me that was a mad day.

    Funniest(Probably the maddest) thing was my mate spiked his mum & dads teapot with 4 acids. Then went out and left them alone. LOL
    Mad cunt.
     
  20. NastyLimbCheat

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    don't do chemicals