ostriches

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  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    dunno if i spelt that right

    whats the deal shit bird or kick ass land dweller?


    tbh they have sharp claws but flounce about too much to be considered lethal
     
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    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    bless you angel
     
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    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    crazy people have them as pets...
     
  6. Gumby

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    ive never seen an osterich but i'd imagine theyre pretty scary, like our emus.

    these things are bloody lethal man, if one chases you down it can claw your guts open with its big strong claw.

    i have to share this pic that i took when i was in the bush. it made me giggle.

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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    wanna try ostrich meat, looks good.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    they looked pretty leathal in dude wheres my car! and yeah i wanna try that meat too
     
  11. Kearnsey

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    i have riden one there pretty fast lol and yes they do taste good lol
     
  12. justin_credible

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    Yeah ostritch burgers are tasty. I wouldnt fuck with one though, they look pretty hard.

    Did you know that despite popular belief, there has never been a recorded sighting of an ostritch burying its head in and sand.
     
  13. Saint

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    Yeah i've eaten ostrich, can't really remember what its like, but i didnt think it was a weird meat.

    They have it all the time in south africa, like in mince too.