Oscar Pistorius

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  1. Dagz

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    Errrrrr. is that what I think it is? that cripple that got his body augmented by those cyber prosthetics that actually makes him run faster than any man? is it true he's f the fastest btw is that actually so? man the future is a strange old place don't you find? anyway and this news item here is his account of when his girlfriend got dead? its all a bit OJ really, that's the first thing that comes to mind, but also, what the fuck, overcome having no legs and then that bullshit happens. get a little success, in any damn way or place, specially if you came from hard conditions, the possibility of killing a model girlfriend is always there, it's like you might click porn and it's possible a dog fucking a grandma pops up on the screen if you don't pay full attention, like a drink with an ex and you might say something mean, or wind up in bed, if you don't focus, or if you do drugs and drink irresponsibly , you might lose most anything you find important, if you're not careful. I think sending drunk and demanding messages to girls you don't have a chance with on Facebook, surely thats something guys do all the time, in quick moments of lacking judgement. I hope you jerks haven't done anything of a sort, come on now, fess up, who's guilty of this?
     
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    im just waiting for the outcome haha
     
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    unfortunately only him and Reeva know what happened. I think he will take the truth with him to his grave...
     
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    but was she there to begin with? like when they went to bed? because, if so, if they went to bed together, i dont see how he has a case.

    he wakes up, shes not there, its then immediately clear to him shit is now very real, and it is, as they say, "on".
    so he grabs his gat, crawls a round in the flat, so as to secure the area, the way commando does, localises the night time ninja intruder assassin, whom as it happened, was at that point situated in the toilet. i guess beceause when you got to go, you gotta go, i guess that mustve been his reasoning, well, that and shoot first, knock and/or ask questions later.
    he caught the assassin alright, couped up in the toilet, and blasted that motherfucker right through the door.

    this isnt much of a mystery. but if hes not guility, this is a horrible horrible misunderstanding that one of the greatest sportsmen ever never will recover from. a very tragic turn of events.

    wonder if vybz kartel got his verdict yet? wonder why everyone was so riled up about lil boosie? i mean its sad they put black people in prison the way they do in america but lil boosie was never any good as a rapper, certainly not good enough to merit all that hooplah and blah blah and facial tattoos
     
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    Sentenced to a life term. Eligible for parole in 35 years.
     
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    Some fishy things going on here, the fan outside, cricket bat in the bedroom as some kind of ornament, walls seem to be crumbling everywhere, no roof, anyone else think he may be responsible for Elvis' death aswell, it all points to it, some kind of sexual fetish, limbless murdering people on the bog
     
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    adam. who. ffs dont say vybz.

    and seamus, you mean they film it? yeah that could be a thing, i see the appeal. a nice market of course, even for snuff its very specific.
    wonder if they let him keep his bionic legs in jail? he could be a big man in jail, run a gang and shit, someone challenge him or he has to fend of shower rape, he could spring into airborne ninja kick and the other leg would then have been sharpened, decapitating his adversary. by the waist. a most brutal and peculiar attack, and he can keep it up all day, so he will soon be king of the gang, attaining the popularity in prison he so sought after but couldnt find in the outside world. he was only world famous cripple prosthetic sprinter with model chick. no, what you want is a prison gang, like blood in blood out. la onda para vida vato. his handicap was being white, just like lawrence of arabia. now that film had good music, my word, you wouldnt happen to have the soundtrack on your computer, would you?
     
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    been following it a bit, and I find the prosecutions arguments to be pretty weak to be honest. today they where going on about her being in a hurry to escape the house from him - yet was she undressed, and sitting on the toilet...doesnt sound like someone who is running away. and they said that a bag full of clothes proved that she was trying to leave...yet, they where his clothes, er... makes no sense.

    prosecutor asked him why he was getting upset...really? thats the best question he can come up with? wtf kind of solicitors have they got working there?
     
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    The lawyers in this are absolute shit. The prosecutor has no point and just says 'admit it' all the time. "I have no further questio... admit it!? nope, no further questions your honour, but he should admit it"

    The defence lawyer is even worse. He hasn't set up a plausible scenario at all. Pistorious is all over the place and well under prepared.

    Sleep murder. I would have gone sleep murder as his defence. Brought on by nasty cheese dreams.

    It's classic Chewbacca defence.
     
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    Ladies & gentlemen of this supposed jury:

    IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE
     
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    For educational purpose only!
     
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    theres something not right about and im not talking about his legs
     
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    IF THE GLOVE DONT FIT YOU MUST AQUIT aw what, chewbacca, is jessie jackson??
     
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    I reckon he shot her, went to leg it but couldnt find his prosthetics :lol:
     
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    shut up dagz. adam, was it vybz that got 35 years??? doesnt sound like jamaica, theyre the kind of country to give life until you die and should you survive, you will never ever get out of prison. ever. ninja man came out a fucking retard, you seen how he talks?? and he did what, ten years? jeez. jamaican news is the dumbest shit ever, you realize gully and gaza beef was squashed by the president? he sat down with the two dancehall artists and talked it out. couple of months later new diss tracks surfaced. the president got involved. you realize how dumb that is
     
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    yeah it was vybz that got that sentence
     
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    + hard labour...

    Deserved it for making such shit tunes.
     
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    roses are red..
    violets are blue..
    Oscar Pistorius..
    shot her on the loo..