Original Sin

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    So theres the old nuts nailed to the table, cheese grater on the helmet business for the sordid types. Wanking in your mums knickers for the real freaks. Or if your fathers a vicker eating an extra slice of your mums French Fancies without notification could be a sin.

    But these are all old sins. Does anyone know any Original Sins?
     
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    Nutek movement junglist

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    shitting in your grandmas mouth

    that original enough for you?
     
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    Putrid Sex Object.

    Don't know if you guys were exposed to that "performance" here?

    Now that is definitley original & if it isn't a sin, I don't know what is... :rinsed:
     
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    That was funny about a year ago.
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    "Original sin is said to result from the Fall of Man, when Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit of a particular tree in the Garden of Eden. This first sin ("the original sin"), an action of the first human beings, is traditionally understood to be the cause of "original sin", the fallen state from which human beings can be saved only by God's grace"
     
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    Look who's in the God Squad.

    Fucking Bible Bummer
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    but he died for our sins brof....
     
  9. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You saying Jesus died cuz you and Brofski cant stop fucking each other Fran. I think its a very real possibility.
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    he died for my sins, brof's sins, your sins, andy c's sins, pat boone's sins, everybodies sins......


    im atheist btw.
     
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    So in that case, it means I can kill someone but it's all ok because Jesus has already taken my punishment.

    Religion is bollocks.
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    corse it is, does my head in going out with a catholic girl, but tbh shes about as catholic as my left bollock.......
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Haha this made me looooool! :D
     
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    I heard this film is packed with original sin. There's been pickett line's already trying to ban it.
     
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    the story of Pandora's Box is another...
     
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