Discussion in 'Waffle' started by TongueFlap, Jul 14, 2009.
untill the guy opposite takes out his false teeth and eats his sandwich.
Film it on your camera phone!
This has got to be done............discretely! Then upload for all the forum to see.
Although if you work at the MoD and get caught they may think you're a spy!
When he begins the ritual.
Walk past him, reach into his lap & gently, yet firmly, cup his package & whisper with intent in his ear:
"Oi mate, your teeth are fucking FIT!!!"
Then take 2 minutes doing something away from the area & return & carry on talking as if nothing has happened.
U TWSITED fucker lol! your teeth are fucking fit?! clearly trying to freak/confuse/scare the shit out of him then.
How do you not heave at the sight of this? lol, I heave well too easily though.
How did it go?
i would man but i have an iphone so no vid..
oh and if i was to get caught i would get sacked as its a no pics allowed policy.. pffft
say to him "Get your gums around my Plums" haha
Ive worked with him for 8months im used to it.
Moskit, i give you 20/10 for creative answers/ideas
Haha that is funny.
You seriously need to do something tho, maybe just sit and stare at him eating with your mouth open as he does it, then he'd feel really self concious and might face another direction or go somewhere else and eat.
Next time he takes them out put some super glue along the top of them then when he puts them back in he has no option but to keep them in his manky mouth, and what the fuck does he have in his sammich to take his teeth out to eat them baby food?!
My office is ruthless, allthough they have all learnt not to even bother fucking with me, unless they want a relentless & sustained attack.
At the start of the previous paragraph, I wrote "My office", allthough this is technically incorrect, when it comes to shennanigans, it is certainly MY OFFICE.
Moskit = Brent
He's a better dancer than me.
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