only an hour and 15mins

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by TongueFlap, Jul 14, 2009.

  1. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    untill the guy opposite takes out his false teeth and eats his sandwich.


    yum
     
  2. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Film it on your camera phone!
     
  3. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    This has got to be done............discretely! Then upload for all the forum to see.
     
  4. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Although if you work at the MoD and get caught they may think you're a spy!
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    When he begins the ritual.

    Walk past him, reach into his lap & gently, yet firmly, cup his package & whisper with intent in his ear:

    "Oi mate, your teeth are fucking FIT!!!"

    Then take 2 minutes doing something away from the area & return & carry on talking as if nothing has happened.
     
  6. EvezDroppin

    EvezDroppin .

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    U TWSITED fucker lol! your teeth are fucking fit?! clearly trying to freak/confuse/scare the shit out of him then.
     
  7. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    How do you not heave at the sight of this? lol, I heave well too easily though.
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    How did it go?
     
  9. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    i would man but i have an iphone so no vid..

    oh and if i was to get caught i would get sacked as its a no pics allowed policy.. pffft
     
  10. pitts

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    say to him "Get your gums around my Plums" haha
     
  11. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    Ive worked with him for 8months im used to it.

    hahha
    Moskit, i give you 20/10 for creative answers/ideas

    mmmMMMmm smooth :rinsed:
     
  12. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    Haha that is funny.

    You seriously need to do something tho, maybe just sit and stare at him eating with your mouth open as he does it, then he'd feel really self concious and might face another direction or go somewhere else and eat.
     
  13. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Next time he takes them out put some super glue along the top of them then when he puts them back in he has no option but to keep them in his manky mouth, and what the fuck does he have in his sammich to take his teeth out to eat them baby food?!
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    My office is ruthless, allthough they have all learnt not to even bother fucking with me, unless they want a relentless & sustained attack.

    At the start of the previous paragraph, I wrote "My office", allthough this is technically incorrect, when it comes to shennanigans, it is certainly MY OFFICE.

    :boxing:
     
  15. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Moskit = Brent
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    He's a better dancer than me.