so i have recently discovered there is actually a god.
he is speaking to me so i can't have upset him that much. therefore i can assume I'm going to heaven. hurrah
do i waste time in limbo listening to something that may not have been made yet, or do i proceed straight to heaven where there will be blackjack, hookers, cognac bottles shaped like dinosaurs, pick n mix swimming pools and belinda carlisle hits from the 1980s?