One line each story.

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  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Basically, I'll post a line, you post the next line. After like a week I'll collate them all and post it in a new thread. Make it as random as you like. Try and follow on from the last person though, so it makes sens. Completely change the subject if you like

    I'll start.


    The sun was blazing down into the forest, glistening off spider webs as a dark figure stumbled into the clearing.
     
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    The clearly rattled priest bore the whip marks of a particularly sadistic night
     
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    The dark figure twitched with envy.
     
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    He was carrying a pack of beers, a box of records and a midgit woman he found in the bushes.
     
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    Her name was Edna.
     
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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Edna Bond...license to kill a sound boy
     
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    In fact this was no normal midget Edna was infact a pre-op transexual
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    She then proceeded to flash her garlic snatch for all to see...
     
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    The smell spread for miles, as did her man snatch
     
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    Killing or parylising all badgers in a 50 mile radius
     
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    The priest used Edna's arsehole to crack open a bottle of beer, then proceeded to cut a tree down, put a record on it and began to scratch.
     
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    As the sound of Machete VIP rung around the forest
     
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    After the tune was finished, he packed up his things and told Edna to stay there while he went to sort stuff out, and that he'd be back in a few days.
     
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    Then hobbits came out of caves and began to touch ednas tiny toes
     
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    In fact he was lying he would never be back he had been offered a post working for the Dalai Lama
     
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    He was due to catch the 12:45 train at the station, but it never turned up, neither did the next one.
     
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    He was so pissed off he decided to start up his own rival train company
     
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    made of wood and mud
     
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    upon completion of his rival railway, he realised that wood and mud were not the best of materials to use, he pondered?
     
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    "I wonder if I can take this machine intergalactic I would love to visit Neptune"