On a scale of 1 to 11 how nutz are you?

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    This can be about the craziest song you've produced or the mentalist thing you've ever done but has to be the truth...

    Recently ive found myself watching a lot of theories on Quantum Physics and im not sure if the knowledge is making me worse or better... i like to make memes about my thoughts heres one.

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    Id say in comparison to some people (here :D) i probably only reach level 7 mabye 8 on the nutz scale.
     
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    well i can see why youd take the piss here... because pretty much every thread in waffle is a demonstration of how mad you guys are.

    I find it amusing though so thought id make a thread where you can simply demonstrate your insanity

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    I just want to fit in guys... please accept me and my alternative attitude to life. Ahhh im just kidding but i do have some time on my hands in between music n stuff so id like to procrastinate here.

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    Yesterday I had on of those "imaginary arguments" with myself in the shower.

    Unfortunately I lost.
    Had sudden clarity and realised i was actually wrong.
     
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    probably 9 - 10 then...
     
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    1, im about as straight as they get.

    i take the skin off chicken.
     
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    Once I lost an argument with one of my cats. We were arguing about the existence of aliens. I was all "conspiracy theories", and it just was staring at me. With that contempt eyes looking directly at my soul. I don't need to say I lost the argument.
     
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    this girl i used to know was in the bedroom, trying to sleep, coming down off a particularly heavy speed trip (trip? are they trips? or what are they) and me and my mate were sat in the living room smoking grass talking shit, when all of a sudden the door slammed open and she marches out, does a few laps around the room for emphasis, and then back in the bedroom. so were sat there like errrr... now what. so i dutifully go inside the bedroom and ask her as sweetly as possible what in the flying shit shes doing, when she explains in a state of utter hysteria that she bloody well heard me say i was cheating on her and all kinds of weird shit (shed heard me say i was going to "tank" her. thats not even slang for anything ffs, there is no such expression. "tank" her. idiot) so i had to convince her that her mind was playing tricks on her and there had been none such conversation, which eventually was ok, but if you think about it, what i had to do, was talk a person into believing they didnt hear something they think they did, which is a pretty tall order. on the subject of discussing with inanimate objects, i mean. or just daft objects.
     
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    There seems to be a lot of recreational use of substances here. Not a bad thing im partial to having conversations with lost people on milk cartons myself.
     
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    I don't use any recreational substances myself. I just think that there's like 5 persons living in my head.
     
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    Have you spoken to a milk carton about this? best advice if you view this as a problem.
     
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    You know, milk cartons are not as trustywoth as they say they are. Those little fuckers.
     
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    Really? I must consult my toothpaste on this matter.

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    nuts with a z
    thats gotta be up near 11
     
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    My polish lager senses detect sarcasm...
     
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    I have decided to go with a more traditional percentage than your ludicrous and quite frankly inadequate suggested scale.

    Despite having fairly large testicles I must say they still only account for a small % of my body size. Maybe 0.25%
     
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    In inches or centimeters?