Omegle

Borf™

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#1
www.omegle.com

Endless trolling possibilities.

Post funny convos...

Stranger: hi
You: hey, how you doing?
Stranger: alright, enjoying this hangover lol
Stranger: hbu?
You: haha, big one last night was it? yeh, good thanks
Stranger: ya, kinda had a party at my place lol
You: ah, I see. get drunk, give everyone blowjobs kind of party?
Stranger: no...
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Borf™

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f
You: what do you want me to be?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: can you say hi
You: cool with either? i like it
Stranger: are you m
Stranger: or f
You: what would you rather me be?
You: I can be either
Stranger: male or female
You: WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER?
Stranger: oh oh
Stranger: where do you come from
You: where do you want me to be from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

---------- Post added at 16:20 ---------- Previous post was at 16:19 ----------

Thanks man. I was too busy having fun in 2006 but I'm bored in work in 2011. What's your excuse doe?
 

Gumby

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#5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: borf?

Stranger: lol what?

You: you're not borf?

Stranger: what is borf?

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Borf™

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#6
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 34/pretty much 50/50/iraq
You: you?
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Gumby

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#8
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Let's make this easier, choose what you are :)
1) horny guy wanting to sext
2) horny girl wanting to sext
3) guy looking for conversation and new friends
4) girl looking for conversation and new friends

You: 5) i am looking for borf

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dnbkingz

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#9
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f
You: what do you want me to be?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: can you say hi
You: cool with either? i like it
Stranger: are you m
Stranger: or f
You: what would you rather me be?
You: I can be either
Stranger: male or female
You: WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER?
Stranger: oh oh
Stranger: where do you come from
You: where do you want me to be from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

---------- Post added at 16:20 ---------- Previous post was at 16:19 ----------



Thanks man. I was too busy having fun in 2006 but I'm bored in work in 2011. What's your excuse doe?
i'm a no life piece of shit.
<3 u long time doe.

---------- Post added at 16:32 ---------- Previous post was at 16:31 ----------

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Let's make this easier, choose what you are :)
1) horny guy wanting to sext
2) horny girl wanting to sext
3) guy looking for conversation and new friends
4) girl looking for conversation and new friends

You: 5) i am looking for borf

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:lol:
 

Acid_Alli

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey im 14 f ireland

You: do u partake in incest?

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damn gotta love omegle, trolling it now code word is andy c....
 

Borf™

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#12
I managed to get into a massive chat about god with some bible basher. I don't how, I don't know why, but I know I'm not backing down.
 
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Gonna hit up omegle now, maybe I'll encounter some DNBF troolz!

---------- Post added at 18:50 ---------- Previous post was at 18:44 ----------

Stranger: yeah so

Stranger: what's going on

You: not much, listening to some dubstep and planning murders

Stranger: lol you too

Stranger: nice


Safe.
 

rysk

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#14
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Are there any intelligent women on here?

You: don't stand on taco's

You: for real....fajitas? fine, they soft. Taco's break maaaan, get tortilla shit all over your trainers

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Acid_Alli

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#15
Don't worry everyone crisis averted i found andy...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: andy c?

Stranger: yo buddy!

You: is that you andy

Stranger: that's me!! where you been !

You: damn man ive been so worried

Stranger: why ? D:

You: i came as soon as i could

You: i missed the drop off andy

Stranger: it's okay, it's fine! we'll get through this. together

Stranger: i'm here for you

You: thank you andy so much

Stranger: you're so welcome, friend.

You: where did you go?

Stranger: i'm glad to call you my pal

You: after the plane crash?

Stranger: i've been around, you know. did some traveling.

You: but we all thought u were dead

Stranger: by car, of course. i know...it was a very sad time for me.

Stranger: it was traumatic

You: tbh andy ram 100 was abit of a let down!!!

You: why is that so?

Stranger: i don't know... :/

You: but ur in charge of it all

You: andy dont you lie to me now

Stranger: I DONT KNOW I CANT TAKE THIS

Stranger: ITS SO MUCH

You: ANDY NO!!!!

You: calm down andy remember its all alright

Stranger: phew. its alright. i'm breathing

Stranger: deep breaths.

You: thank fuck

You: got me scared there andy

Stranger: i know. i'm sorry. i keep doing that.

You: so why did u dissapear from us andy?

Stranger: i got scared.. i didnt know what to do !

You: marky is after you

Stranger: marky ? oh jeez.

You: yh man bad shit

You: ive got u covered tho andy

Stranger: oh great ! that makes me feel so much better.

You: i told that smack head u were going to a funeral

Stranger: what if he finds me ?

You: he wont he's too black

Stranger: MARKY'S BLACK ?!

Stranger: i never did see him with my own 2 eyes !

You: yh he had a colour pigment change

Stranger: jesus. what if he's got guns and shit..

Stranger: like the cool kids from Camden.

You: andy, andy we need to find you a hideout till all this blows over

Stranger: where can i go ?

You: dont worry he say's jesus said he cant have guns

You: i dont know andy, i really dont know

Stranger: shit man.

You: u need to get a flight out of here fast

Stranger: but.. i just got in a plane crash!!

You: i knoiw andy but u must face ur fears

You: this time you'll make it out

Stranger: what if.....what if i don't ?

You: no andy, dont think like that NO ANDY

You: think of RAM

You: andy u still alive?

Stranger: I CAN'T HELP IT

Stranger: I'M LOSING IT BUDDY

You: dont worry andy its all alright

You: you did a great job on 1xtra the other night

You: just think of the good times

Stranger: no...

Stranger: i didnt....

Stranger: its over

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Seems the stress from the other night has got to him...
 

rysk

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#16
FUCKING LOL


Stranger: 13m

You: ahmed male 18 muslim

Stranger: caatholic

Stranger: catholic

Stranger: rule

You: infidel

Stranger: what

You: sheep, fucking sheep, gullible fuck, you really think there's a god? wake up

Stranger: yes there is

You: proof?

Stranger: go worship your cows

You: i'm atheist

Stranger: bye osama

You: where's your proof? where's this great got of yours?

You: god*

Stranger: in written scripture

Stranger: go eat your curry

You: yeah, because that's logical, some man wrote some stories and are apparently the word of god, bollocks.

You: evolution?

Stranger: fuck tard

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Moskit

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#19
See the 4chan thread Borf, you'll love it...

Anyway:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: how are u?

You: Very well, considering...

You: You?

Stranger: just fine

Stranger: :)

Stranger: where are u?

You: Dead...

You: I'm in Paradise

You: 44 virgins

You: Allah sure is great huh?

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Stranger: you are a crazy bitch

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rysk

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#20
blatant troll, no one is this stupid


You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: sup

You: asl?

Stranger: 20 m LA

You: 18/m/UK

You: name?

Stranger: John

You: ahmed

Stranger: thats not a very english name

You: my parents are pakistani

You: i'm a muslim

Stranger: well shit, now im confused

Stranger: i thought you said you live in UK

You: asian folk can live in engalnd too

Stranger: but you said you're muslim, thats not asian

Stranger: thats indian

You: *facepalm*

You: dude, serious fail

Stranger: what?

You: muslims aren't from india dude, that's hindu's. Besides india's in asia.

Stranger: man, you have to get your facts straight, you have the worst fake person ive ever heard

You: dude for real? please tell me you're a troll

You: look on a map you fucking imbocile, better, use google....no hard feelings, but you are an idiot

Stranger: first you say youre from the UK, then you tell me you're muslim, then you say you're asian, which is it?

You: i'm a a male of muslim religion, who's parents moved to the UK from pakistan which is in asia. We're kinda like the mexicans to you yanks

Stranger: okay wtf, now you're mexican?

Stranger: you're an idiot.

You: blatant troll
 
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