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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Borf™, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    www.omegle.com

    Endless trolling possibilities.

    Post funny convos...

    Stranger: hi
    You: hey, how you doing?
    Stranger: alright, enjoying this hangover lol
    Stranger: hbu?
    You: haha, big one last night was it? yeh, good thanks
    Stranger: ya, kinda had a party at my place lol
    You: ah, I see. get drunk, give everyone blowjobs kind of party?
    Stranger: no...
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  2. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    welcome to 2006
     
  3. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    im still trying to find you borf

    every time i connect i say 'borf?' and them people ask me to speak english :(
     
  4. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: m or f
    You: what do you want me to be?
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: can you say hi
    You: cool with either? i like it
    Stranger: are you m
    Stranger: or f
    You: what would you rather me be?
    You: I can be either
    Stranger: male or female
    You: WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER?
    Stranger: oh oh
    Stranger: where do you come from
    You: where do you want me to be from?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Thanks man. I was too busy having fun in 2006 but I'm bored in work in 2011. What's your excuse doe?
     
  5. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hi

    You: borf?

    Stranger: lol what?

    You: you're not borf?

    Stranger: what is borf?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  6. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey asl?
    You: 34/pretty much 50/50/iraq
    You: you?
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  7. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Stranger: are you a girl

    You: r u a perv?

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  8. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Let's make this easier, choose what you are :)
    1) horny guy wanting to sext
    2) horny girl wanting to sext
    3) guy looking for conversation and new friends
    4) girl looking for conversation and new friends

    You: 5) i am looking for borf

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  9. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    i'm a no life piece of shit.
    <3 u long time doe.

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    :lol:
     
  10. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey im 14 f ireland

    You: do u partake in incest?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.





    damn gotta love omegle, trolling it now code word is andy c....
     
  11. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    borf you are harder to find than where's wally.

    i give up

    goodnight
     
  12. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I managed to get into a massive chat about god with some bible basher. I don't how, I don't know why, but I know I'm not backing down.
     
  13. noddynoodle

    noddynoodle Member

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    Gonna hit up omegle now, maybe I'll encounter some DNBF troolz!

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    Stranger: yeah so

    Stranger: what's going on

    You: not much, listening to some dubstep and planning murders

    Stranger: lol you too

    Stranger: nice


    Safe.
     
  14. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Are there any intelligent women on here?

    You: don't stand on taco's

    You: for real....fajitas? fine, they soft. Taco's break maaaan, get tortilla shit all over your trainers

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  15. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    Don't worry everyone crisis averted i found andy...

    Seems the stress from the other night has got to him...
     
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  16. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    FUCKING LOL


    Stranger: 13m

    You: ahmed male 18 muslim

    Stranger: caatholic

    Stranger: catholic

    Stranger: rule

    You: infidel

    Stranger: what

    You: sheep, fucking sheep, gullible fuck, you really think there's a god? wake up

    Stranger: yes there is

    You: proof?

    Stranger: go worship your cows

    You: i'm atheist

    Stranger: bye osama

    You: where's your proof? where's this great got of yours?

    You: god*

    Stranger: in written scripture

    Stranger: go eat your curry

    You: yeah, because that's logical, some man wrote some stories and are apparently the word of god, bollocks.

    You: evolution?

    Stranger: fuck tard

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  17. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    muslims believe in a god too so that didnt make much sense!lol
     
  18. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    I said i was muslim before he revealed he was catholic so i decided to rip on him.
     
  19. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    See the 4chan thread Borf, you'll love it...

    Anyway:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hey

    Stranger: heyy

    Stranger: how are u?

    You: Very well, considering...

    You: You?

    Stranger: just fine

    Stranger: :)

    Stranger: where are u?

    You: Dead...

    You: I'm in Paradise

    You: 44 virgins

    You: Allah sure is great huh?

    You: ▓
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    Stranger: you are a crazy bitch

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  20. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    blatant troll, no one is this stupid


    You: hi

    Stranger: hello

    You: sup

    You: asl?

    Stranger: 20 m LA

    You: 18/m/UK

    You: name?

    Stranger: John

    You: ahmed

    Stranger: thats not a very english name

    You: my parents are pakistani

    You: i'm a muslim

    Stranger: well shit, now im confused

    Stranger: i thought you said you live in UK

    You: asian folk can live in engalnd too

    Stranger: but you said you're muslim, thats not asian

    Stranger: thats indian

    You: *facepalm*

    You: dude, serious fail

    Stranger: what?

    You: muslims aren't from india dude, that's hindu's. Besides india's in asia.

    Stranger: man, you have to get your facts straight, you have the worst fake person ive ever heard

    You: dude for real? please tell me you're a troll

    You: look on a map you fucking imbocile, better, use google....no hard feelings, but you are an idiot

    Stranger: first you say youre from the UK, then you tell me you're muslim, then you say you're asian, which is it?

    You: i'm a a male of muslim religion, who's parents moved to the UK from pakistan which is in asia. We're kinda like the mexicans to you yanks

    Stranger: okay wtf, now you're mexican?

    Stranger: you're an idiot.

    You: blatant troll