Olympic Commentator Quotes

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Some random shit i've heard these games, some have had me in stitches...

    Got a load of Sky+ shit to go through where I know there is some gold.

    Don't know if anybody else noticed the dry/cheeky undertones of alot of the commentary this year?

    Anyway, until I can find some OC, here is some ones I pasta'd off another forum:

    1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

    2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'




    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

    4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

    5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

    6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

    8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

    9.Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?

    :rofl:
     
  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    sounds like a skit from scoot mills radio show.......................... which is fucking gay.................













    :teeth:
     
  3. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I actually remember hearing the snatch one! Fucking brilliant!
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i thought that was pretty fking funny but you know why,right. you know why they say these retarded things right? cos they are sports guys themselves, they arent educated people, they never read a book in their life. of course theyll get it wrong.
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Then feel free to stay out of this thread, seeing as nobody cares for your views on this matter.

    ;)
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    will do.. but this was a scott mills skit.. i heard it once.. doesn't that make it abit gay ;) x
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I don't listen to Scott Mills, because he's Gay & his show is Gay...

    So, you clearly know more on the subject.

    However, i'd like some win in this thread if at all possible, not you talking about Scott Mills & trying to funny, then DB & Arkmeed having another Gay Off, resulting in Karl posting an essay/dolan to try & rescue the situation & me getting frustrated & posting men pissing in each others mouths...

    Its becoming quite tedious...
     
  8. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    im not tryna be funny. im tryna point out that your posts used to be obseen crazy shit that was seraiy funny.. and now its a mere 12yr old gay boy scott mills funny.

    here, i'll add :teeth: so u'll chill..
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Tastes change...

    People change...

    I care not that you don't find my current output as funny, i'm not here to impress anybody, in fact it makes me alot happier that you don't find this funny.

    & i'm sub-zero darling...

    Now please, find some funny Olympic related waffle-worthy shit, or die in a house fire xxx
     
  10. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    fine. i wont post in this thread at all.
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  12. dirty breaks

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    Mo Farah running away from things doe.


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  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :lol:
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Whats your problem man?
     
  16. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ah c-mon man, banter! ur ment to be the boss of it.. abuse me muthafucka i enjoy the attention :teeth:
     
  17. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    I actually heard the tennis one, was the final too haha, he noticed straight away.

    And yes to Mo, watched him finish and thought his face was great, such strange eyebrows
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Inspired from whoever posted the gif in "the thread".

    Too much...

    Poor Cunt.

    :rofl:

     
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  19. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I remember watching football once to hear:

    "He plays in the number 69 *chuckles* want to know an interesting story as to why he has that number? It was the year he was born... actually that wasn't actually very interesting"