Oldskool misheard lyrics

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  1. drumbassist93

    drumbassist93 New Member

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    Here's a few to start with (the first we all know) :D

    "Nicholas Parsons"
    (Think I'm going out of my head - Satin Storm)

    "Ask them who your wife is"
    (4AM - Orca/Pure White)

    "See me, see me, see me, see me eat on a boat"
    (The Hitman - Marvellous Cain)

    Think of any more ?

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    The_Jungledon www.FreelanceJunglist.com

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    He never locked his car door,
    (He never lost his hardcore)
     
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    drumbassist93 New Member

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    and a bad radio tape of what I later discovered was called "Golden Hen" by Subnation, sounded like he said "Think I think I got my bolognese" :D
    Was a bit disappointed when I heard it right - same as "Nicholas Parsons" being "People are passing"

    and that "Brockwild" sample used in "Special Request" and loads of other tunes - when first heard, I thought it was "Drunk Wine".

    Some misheards are just better for the laugh innit.
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    one of them shitty indie bands "I've never been this far away from home" I always thought they said "I've never bee pissed like this before"
     
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    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    LOL i like this thread, quality.
     
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    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    You know the song that goes 'Don't cry for me Argentina' or something, I always thought she said 'Don't cry for meatballs'.
     
  7. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    my dad's mate thought it was "I Believe in Milko" by Hot Chocolate
    :D
     
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    Lmao classic bruv:D:D

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  9. drumbassist93

    drumbassist93 New Member

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    Or what about "Good Body Girl" by DJ Monk & Tico - sounds like he's saying "Good. Have you any ganja possessed?"

    and then she says "I've got... fuel for you boy" or even "food for you boy"
     
  10. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    i cant remember who its by..its oldool though.
    ''ezer goode ezzer goode hes ebeneezer goode''
    the subliminal message is...
    ''E's are good E's are good''
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    The Shamen - Ebeneeser Goode
     
  12. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    HaHa this thread is quality.This isn't oldskool but I always thought Hazard - Machete said 'he gets the winnings' instead of 'he gets the wimen' lol