Oldest Shag

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Whats the oldest saggiest rum diddy pum pum mooey youve ever layed the smack down. Mines 38 my 30 year old friend was going out with her mother who was 56. Things were funky round my parts that summer I tell ya.
     
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    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    i banged my mums mate who was 36 when i was 19

    she is filth tho and a bit of a wrongun, i have my excuses and i aint proud haha
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    The one I done wanted a dildo up her arse whilst I was fucking and vice versa real classy.
     
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    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    i shouldnt say this.... haha i was well drunk innit and well horny. the one i done had to go wash her pussy first cus i told her it smelled!
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Christ how longs it been since you had sex Dustek :rinsed:
     
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    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I did a 40yr up the pooper in a tent, with no protection i still have some bits of peanuts and sweetcorn as a souvenir
     
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    Twisted Murderer Den Tammen Belg

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    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    what was it like?
     
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    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    im guessing like shagging an old soggy bin bag
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Was this the same day you got your screen name
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Ive always wanted to boof a granny ya know tap it from the back and pull on that blue rinse
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    19.

    Would love to smash a milf's back door in tho.
     
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    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    sam the dnb man Variation

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    hahahaha BOIMENT!
     
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    Lunos Active Member

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    when i was 14 i shagged a 24yr old.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Some of these olduns are real sexy though you cant help but get horny. I like it when your at the beach and you see some old crackle with that blue shit deep vein thrombosis and saggy flaps just begging for the throwback wow.
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I was once around an old ladies house doing chores for pocket money, she was a game old bint talking dirty to me, so i was planting some shrubs and she walks onto the garden when she see's a perriwinkle snail she proceeded to slowly bend down to reveal her buxom bosom

    I ran home and masturbated

    alot