Old womans perfume

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  1. TongueFlap

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    Whats the deal?

    Why do they feel the need to wear this stuff. you know, the perfume that smells musty and damp.

    Some old dear is wearing it in the office.. Maybe she likes it?? I dont.
     
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    We have a senior lady who smells like a cross between a tarts handbag & a damp english country garden.

    Being trapped in an enclosed space with her is like taking Butane.

    I reckon she takes it up the shitter though, which is pretty cool.
     
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    To cover up the smell of rotting labia and collapsing colon.
     
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    Better than piss no? Myebe not.. Perhaps what they wear was the don when they were younger, perhaps they need to move on.. or die
     
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    i think when u get to a certain age u crave the smell of lavender and murray mints!
     
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    i might ask her. Pretend i like it. give her a little wink etc. Anywaysss. I have a train to catch. g2g
     
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    I guarantee it is this

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    Any self respecting mother in the 70's and 80's had an untouched bottle of this on their dressing table.
     
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    I hope to have opium on my table when I am that age
     
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    my auntie wears that.

    grim
     
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    hur derp dur brap fapity fap fap fap
    this XD
     
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    Covering up bladder prolapse ftw.
     
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    I get summoned to this decrepit octogenarian's desk every week or so who smells like potpourri & fecal matter because she can't work out how to use the company's software programs... She tells me that I smell like cigarettes & axe body spray....

    Which I do.

    Fuck it.
     
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    i know what u mean, old biddys always smell odd, maybe its cos they cant actually smell the stuff they coating themselves in
     
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    yeh its props stuff they have left over from the 70's which has matured nicely in the bottle... tis flippin horrible regardless.

    Also.. Girls who cover them selves in impulse - Why? Suppose its like blokes who smell of lynx africa. Eurgh.
     
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    im bumping this. i feel the need today. Eughhh it stinks
     
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    He sniffs her hair & slips his pinky up her bum when he passes behind her.

    This thread is all a cover up for the pending Sexual Harrassment against an Elderly Person in the workplace case he has looming over his head.
     
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    gran-rape?