OI dnb forum PLS HELP!!

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  1. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    listen yerr i jus took sum gash bak to my yard!! im completly munted out my face!!! she to me said shes 20!!! and she looks 20!!! i banged her out hardcore sweating my tits off to sum filthy jump up mix!! wen i stopped shagging coz i woz out off breath and could not cum da johney had split!!! she left my gaff!! i walked her home n she said she has jus turned 17!!! fuck!! wat shall i do!! can they get da morning after pill for free if they is under 18??? pls!! chloe or mansell or sum gashette helP!!!!!
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Dig a hole in the woods, suggest a picnic, hit her over the head with a spade and smoke a cigar dressed in her underwear.
     
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    djhektikz Active Member

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    pls mr malony! u must have sum suitable advise!! or is that the only option??
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Well next time your at it put on 2 johnnys with a layer of curry powder between them, if one breaks one of you is gunna know about it.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You can get the morning after pill if your over 16 in this country so you should be fine.
     
  6. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    thankyou!! I LOVE U!! HAVE A PECK ON THE CHEAK! X
     
  7. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    take her back to your house for round 2. You never know you might get a council flat out of it.
     
  8. BIG C

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    ha ha always the way!!
     
  9. safety

    safety double safety

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    17 is far play mate. if some bird told me she was 17 after i'd knocked the back out of her i'd cock-a-hoop*

    and one more thing, what the fuck is up with that flyer in your sig. got like 12 mcs listed, fearless and what i presume is a load of local half wits who have no discernable talent so decided to shout down a mic because how hard can that be, right? are any of them actually good? or is it just a bunch of chavvy white guys. also someone should tell sabre that name's taken
     
  10. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    It could be worse she could of turned around and siad she was 15.
     
  11. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    yerr i never noticed that fucking toooo many mc's for wat the size of the venue will be! yer think most of them will jus be like baddddaa mannnaaa blablablabla!i aint there for the mc's though.
     
  12. Dj Dirty Pimp

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    yes morning after pill can be got from pretty much any age at the docs, and 16+ from a pharmacy. should be fine.
     
  13. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    ah i always love coming on the forum on a sunday morning to see what hektikz got up to on his saturday nite!
     
  14. souljah

    souljah liquid lover...

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    hahaha classic
     
  15. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    Gashette?!
    oh dear.
     
  16. Lunos

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    hektickles on a hektickz ting-a-ling
     
  17. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    oh wow.

    u will be laffin mate, its easily delt with these days, they even have mornin after pills, u will have to get it boxed quick tho, anythin after 3 days i think i wont work.

    after 3 days, a wire coat hanger and a nurofen will sort it....
     
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    alz compress to impress

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  20. Lunos

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    agreed