oh lord

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it would be such a catch 22, you'd want to get the fuck out of there quick smart, but you wouldnt want anyone to see you!
 

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hang on... why the fuck is she puking in the toilet?

most people just barf on the grass at festivals!!

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beat me to it sammy!
 

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clearly fabricated. dont know whats on her face but i really hope its fabricated. i think the jackass with britney spears deserves a mention. shes soaked in what i think is piss during that sequence, and is a good sport about it. makes sense, she turned out white trashey, deviant and above all non-virgin. but remember those painful years?!! when britney had us in her grip? just right up and somewhat including 'slave 4 u' era kind of thing. but she turned out alright, however, and this is important, still doesnt beat justin timberlake who is this close to getting his own talk show, im sure.
 

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What the fuck was going through her mind. Anyway festivals are full of hipsters kids now so she prob deserved it. Maybe she had a poo fetish and thought "Go hard or go home"..
 

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Heard tales of people pulling over rows of them onto their sides at festivals, barf, that blue stuff and contents of the trough, and you cant get out, cos door is on the floor. shudder
 

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I'd love to had heard her cry, i imagine her wail to be similar to a seal pup being clubbed to death mixed with a little bit of paris hilton crying.

Either way, a fantastic way to brighten your day up.

I hope she caught something.
 

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I wonder if this will start a knew craze. Maybe there will be loads of imitators, bait like happy slapping. The sales in portaloos are going to increase tenfold. They are going to be the modern day Pokemon cards.

You have a red portaloo? Mine is blue, wanna swap? Na cuzzy
 

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I'd love to had heard her cry, i imagine her wail to be similar to a seal pup being clubbed to death mixed with a little bit of paris hilton crying.

Either way, a fantastic way to brighten your day up.

I hope she caught something.
i... did something happen? in your life? for you are on form my good, rapacious and rather recently vivacious white man. lobe you :love:
 
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