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Dark Lizardro

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Really. While I'm at this shitty workstation, you guys probably are partying, drinking, fucking your ladies or whatever is good.

It seems I'm the only one here.














Wait. This means I can run around dnbforum naked while having a blanket tied to my neck as a cape, do the Batman pose and yell: "WHERE ARE THEY??????"
 

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Really. While I'm at this shitty workstation, you guys probably are partying, drinking, fucking your ladies or whatever is good.

It seems I'm the only one here.














Wait. This means I can run around dnbforum naked while having a blanket tied to my neck as a cape, do the Batman pose and yell: "WHERE ARE THEY??????"
Ohhhhh yeaaaaa. Are we in the same time zone its like 3:14 here? I could just google it but this seems like more fun.
 

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I literally aint done nothing for 6 months, nothing. No work, got made redundant, I really should think about it at some point, but I am really, really relaxed at the moment.
 

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Ohhhhh yeaaaaa. Are we in the same time zone its like 3:14 here? I could just google it but this seems like more fun.
I'm 2 hours ahead of ya, Ivan. This basically means I'm talking to you from the future.

And Jmz (which I believe is in UK), is 5 hours ahead of me, therefore 7 hours ahead of you. So he's the lord of time and space right now.
 

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I'm 2 hours ahead of ya, Ivan. This basically means I'm talking to you from the future.

And Jmz (which I believe is in UK), is 5 hours ahead of me, therefore 7 hours ahead of you. So he's the lord of time and space right now.
I don't wanna be the Lord of Time & Space, that's the worst superhero name I've ever come across, I tried to abbreviate it and I came up with LOTS and its even worse, King Lots, nothing cool about that
 

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Wow, what is like in the future? Tell me, have the awesome Robot Masters destroyed the world yet?
 

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funny things happen close to the speed of light. if you read this not long after its posted, i wonder what happened to the text? did it see shit like in star wars or like snow falling when your driving. either way this pointless message has seen some shit.
share your secrets with me. what the hell happened.
 

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I don't wanna be the Lord of Time & Space, that's the worst superhero name I've ever come across, I tried to abbreviate it and I came up with LOTS and its even worse, King Lots, nothing cool about that
It's better than Lord Cromwell, Lord of the Flys, or Lord Cock. Do you think Lord Cock eats spotted dick. What is Spotted Dick any way, and why do the English eat it? Do you like putting spotted dick in your mouth?
 

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funny things happen close to the speed of light. if you read this not long after its posted, i wonder what happened to the text? did it see shit like in star wars or like snow falling when your driving. either way this pointless message has seen some shit.
share your secrets with me. what the hell happened.
It turn into electrons and transcended time and space as we know it. It could of possibly been everywhere and nowhere at any time.
 

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It's better than Lord Cromwell, Lord of the Flys, or Lord Cock. Do you think Lord Cock eats spotted dick. What is Spotted Dick any way, and why do the English eat it? Do you like putting spotted dick in your mouth?
Ivan (Russian Name), in History lessons at school what are you taught about. Its an honest quest, what does the curriculum entail?
 

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Lord Cock..I dunno what it is but I think that´s great.

I should produce relentless, shitty speedcore of inferior quality and call myself Lord Cock.

Albums on tape.

Bookings only in the Netherlands, Northern England, Scotland and eastern Europe.
 

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Ivan (Russian Name), in History lessons at school what are you taught about. Its an honest quest, what does the curriculum entail?
It's fucked up. There is mad American propaganda in the history class rooms here. Many schools in the South call slaves workers and many history classes drive one narrative. God created america as a shining city on the hill, and we only go to war when provoked or to save the world. Back at home we solved all of our own problems and we are the best at everything.
As far as actual History, we do not learn that until college, and even then its mostly European.
 

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And then we wake up just to notice we wet our beds and think: "OMG, whyyyyyy?"

Then you remember you had too much beer last night and went to the bathroom about 5 times in the last minute or two. But Jmz, as Lord Kock, should be able to avoid this by simply travelling instantly from UK to the US and so on, back and forth.

But anyways, this thread is no longer valid as it's 9:00 am now. Or should I say 9 o'clock? Damn, learned both in english classes and now I don't know which one to use.
 

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There is mad American propaganda in the history class rooms here. Many schools in the South call slaves workers and many history classes drive one narrative. God created america as a shining city on the hill, and we only go to war when provoked or to save the world. Back at home we solved all of our own problems and we are the best at everything.

As far as actual History, we do not learn that until college, and even then its mostly European.
I imagine that. But that´s actually a bit more then I thought. :D

It goes far beyond communism is bad.

I love Evol Intent´s facebook page because their (his?) rather socialist posts always bring up the worst people.
 
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