Oh christianity, you crazy!

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    Nice short list of contradictions in the bible.

    How anyone actually believes this shit is beyond me!?
    Thats literally a quarter of them! The forum only allows 10,000 characters per post

    Seriously just cant get my head round how anyone could possibly believe this absolute crock of shit they call a religion.

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    well, there's a difference between extreme and normal christians here i think. I for one am not christian but i know people who are, as i see it they just base their moral code on values deducted from the bible..

    on the other hand there's also the standard (american) ignorant nutjob christian sort of type, who believes everything in there to be true and fact without question...

    so basically you asume every christian is this extreme? or am i missing something here

    the list is funny tho :D
     
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    to be fair, in 200 years time, there will be a bunch of people sittin in a forum, pointing out the imense stupidity of Stephen Hawkins and Enstien
     
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    Pretty sick of hearing christians pick and choose what they believe in tbh. "normal" christian by your standards is someone who says "i believe in god" then. Thats just fucked up.

    At the very least the crazy muslim suicide bombers believe wholly in what they believe in. If you went into a church on a sunday and held a gun to every "christian" in there and said "if your a christian i'll shoot you" do you really think theyd all go "yeah, im wholly devoted to god"? Even though they should be all excited about going up to heaven and all that bullshit?


    Just hate religion really, not firing off at any particular religion, theyre all fucking retarded.

    A wise man once said, i propose we're both atheists, i just believe in one less god than you do.
     
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    Will you stop preaching please?
     
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    This
     
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    i agree, youre not allowed to pick and choose what parts of the bible to believe in. be militant about the new testament and dismiss the old. theres a girl here at work what does that, and calls all other religions 'fake demons'. she is a study in ignorance, fear and hate.
     
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    no he doesnt. and you know why.
     
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    Religion was invented by very clever people many moons ago. For one reason..POWER

    The biggest landowner in the UK is the Church of England, and yet these cunts still want a tenner off me when I walk past my local church?
     
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    haaaaaa suck it spyto. better pay them that tenner now that you fked around and cussed out the church.
     
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    Militant atheists are almost as bad as joho s in my opinion. Rubbing there beliefs in other peoples faces.

    A belief system is very like a penis.

    Every man has one, but it doesn't mean you can rub it in my face.

    It would be even worse if you knocked on my door and did it.
     
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    WTF is this tenner for by the way, a toll? How medieval is that :lol:
     
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    sleeps on a pile of tenners under a bridge. asks riddle when you pass. where do you live in fking lativa or something. not sure this is very churchly tbh.
     
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    You're right D, they used to be the biggest landowners..

    http://general-history.com/the-end-of-the-church-of-england/

    Nah it's just bloody 'charity' bollox, probably so the local vicar can go and buy 6 bottles of wine and casually drink them at the nearest kid's playground. That's another thing that gets me, the paedophilia cover-up bullshit.

    King Henry VIII was a bloody joka back in real Medieval times though. "Fuck your church blad, man gwan make im own initttttttttt"
     
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