Oh Blackbird Oh Blackbird

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  1. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    Oh how thee little blackbird?? Perched on top of the neighbours ariel!! at 5 this morning tweet tweet!! tweet tweet! no stop for 2 hours till i had to get up!! U fucking little cunt! u are not going to ruin my summer lay ins!! its the same one everytime wiv the same noises! im ringing up my mate 2nite to bring his air rifle round and im gunna blast that little blackbirds brains all over my neighbours roof!!
     
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    I have shitloads of magpies around by me. They're far worse. The sometimes sit on my windowsill and do it. I've started leaving scraps of meat soaked in bleach out my back garden. That'll teach the cunts.
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    The air rifle idea sounds the best, or maybe a shotgun, get some serious damage done
     
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    Don't use an air rifle.

    I did once over a mates, go shot happy and shot his window through :(
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i thought this was poetry thread... it is i hate bird thread... why you want me to crying
     
  6. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    na air rifle should be ok if i do miss it will only hit their roof! but i wont miss it has a scope.
     
  7. Dj Dirty Pimp

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    haha killed many a bird with air rifles when i was younger.

    dont do it now, think its cruel, but i was young n didnt care lol. n i live in the country so there was fuckall else to do.

    ur reason to kill it is justified haha
     
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    i like shooting tin cans that are extremely far away
     
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    this is whats needed.
     
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    i just say hiya to them and blow them a kiss
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    i got a similar story, my neighbours dog is a twat. sumtyms wen im just about to doze off he starts barkin, but its the most annoying bark ive heard. he woofs once every 5 seconds and its right outside my window. sumtyms hel stop for 15 seconds just to tease me and i start drifting off, then he barks and that gets me reli fuckin angry and i throw stuff at him. i dont wana complain to my neighbour though hes safe, let me borrow his ladder the other day. and i doubt theres anything he can do about his dog barkin anyway
     
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    hahaha chanty i know what u mean....i wouldnt mind if it was woof woof woof woof but its woof......woof......woof....w.w.wooof...woof........................wooof....woof...woof.
    its so irritating
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Tweet tweet.... Are they still alive now then mate or av you done um all in!!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dog owners are a very special breed of people. we had a dutch neighbor back in sweden once and he used to train his dog (which was a fucking beast of a behemoth) in the backyard and it was so loud that once my mate stuck his replica double barrel shotgun out the window and said ALRIGTH MATE IM KILLING YOUR DOG and you know what the guy did, he stood himself infront of the dog and said THEN YOULL HAVE TO SHOOT ME FIRST
     
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    nar mate little can get the little cunt my mate has got rid of his air rifle soo i need sum sort of cheap wepon to kill it off asap! iv chucked stones at it but thats a major fail!
     
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    poison it, log some form of poisoned bread over by it. or buy a catapult. or a cheap air rifle.
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Annoyin aint it!!

    Shoot the bastard with some poisoned bread, and use hovis so then the irony of the 'best of both' would be immense or summit...?!