Official Danny Dyer day

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Toejam, May 22, 2010.

  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Inspired by the blog $marty found and numerous other things

    Lets dedicate a day to pwopa nawtiness, and speak and type in cock;er'knee accents for a full 24 hours, so lets aaaaave it you si's

    all those who agree, type gibber and lets get the pony rolling
     
  2. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    your avin a steffi graf intcha?
     
  3. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    fack off ya mug
     
  4. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    bat ez a fackin mag
     
  5. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    WHERE'S YA FACKIN' NAWTY MINERALS?

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  6. MistaNoize

    MistaNoize Mistanoize.com

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  7. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    IM NOT GONNA LIE, IM FWUCKIG PASTRY

    LITTLE NIBBLES
     
  8. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    fackin nawty plan you muggy cuntz
     
  9. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    oi kant fella, wotchu fackin loo'in at mah bird for? TU-WAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAHHHHH
     
  10. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    ahve erd your gal can suck a golf ball thru an hose pipe
     
  11. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    fhakkin abowt tyme u chaants.

    nawty geeza, top of the tree u dig me geeza.

    chaants you fhakkin siiiiiii
     
  12. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    do what guv?
    leave off, knock it on the ed.
    gor blimey, and no mistake.
    i'm pwopa cockney every fackin day, you dirty toerags.
    born an bred.
    bow bells still chiming in my shell like.
    i'll go toe to toe on the cobbles with any of you divvy ponce mugs.
    fuckin stripe you right up.
    knock your hampsteads clean out your loaf.
    i'll swing for ya.
    believe.
    even after i'd had a leo sayer.
    i'd do a stretch in stir for your blood, son.
    i'd even do it in style.
    dressed in a 3 piece whistle, son.
    crack your fackin tiny jacobs.
    then chore your nelson eddy's.
    stub an oily rag out on your mince pies.
    drip your claret down my boat and shout cccccccccuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnntttttttttttt
    i don't fack around.

    gertcha, before i back hand ya, you dozy berks.

    you won't know whether it's tuesday or sheffield wednesday.
     
  13. BDS

    BDS Active Member

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    now that what im talkin abaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    bit of the south london twang in there my son, a bit of the old brick top if im not mistaken.

    fackin jacobs? u must be avin a girarfe guv, the old ball and chain had them away years ago.

    sjust landan livin aint it me old china bit of the old 1, 2, no what i mean?


    no?



    me either.
     
  14. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    bob is your uncle. do you want to have a pint! hey you, what a stupid guy you are! this is easy
     
  16. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i've got an uncle called roland. also got one called colin. colin thinks he is better than bread that is sliced. colin is a prick.

    i will swap you four snout for a pork pie.
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ahaha look at him the man that does not understand! this we speak english like you were actually a resident in the city london, do you see? observe, HELLO CAN YOU GIVE ME A EURO, I WILL USE IT FOR FISH etc
     
  18. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    woah there. back up and mend the wheel. lets set this horse alight and see which town it takes us.
    you'r e striking a note that makes me uneasy, are you saying you wanna dance/
    flex chest muscles to chaka kan, cos it aint all mustard my friend.
    regret gets regreatted when you tangle with me. im most likey to flip my lid and wen my lid is flipped it get real up in this.

    although fish does sound good.
    lets have some.
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    these words you say are nothing meaningful! words words words from you and i see that you do is not alarming! my cocktail london english is permium whereas you, perhaps you can practice another time!
     
  20. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    ive got black belt in words
    i'm second dan in meaningfulness
    i could shape a poem of such bueaty that it could make a hippo cry tears of joy

    if i wanted i could form a book on stuff an that and it would be good and people would be sitting on trains reading it
    eat them apples and get back to me with your review