OFFICIAL ANNOYANCE THREAD

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  1. Jakue08

    Jakue08 Active Member

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    I KNOW there are various threads like this but i think this one should be the official...basicallt list as many things as you can that annoy you to get all your anger out, ill start...

    1. Old people that dont say thank you if you hold a doo open for them

    2. Buffering youtube videos

    3. Slow computers

    4. Shit connection on xbox live

    5. Having to do housework

    6. Needing a shit at really inconvenient times

    7. Forgetting something you were goling to say

    8. Getting random boners and then being asked to go up and rea dyour essay out to the class

    9. the racing heart feeling when your having a wank and you hear the dreaded footsteps coming up the stairs..

    10. When you can't find your phone,ipod, keys etc

    11. Not being 18

    12. Mouthy bitches who don't shut the fuck up

    13. People who think drum and bass is shit because they they relate drum and bass to pendulum and nothing else

    14. Endless days without sex

    15. Dirty_Barry

    can't think of many others

    YOUR GO!
     
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    nah

    erm people who like to pretend theyre in the music business, and always give me advice on my tracks which usually consists of " turn the oscilator down" which doesnt even make sense!

    people who walk slow

    people who stop or gather in doorways

    people who ask their dealer for a 10 or 20 bag on the phone, in public, as loud as they possibly can so everyone thinks the person is cool/ well ard.

    The "nanny state"

    Big brother
     
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    cunt
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Jeans that fit nice but come up short on the leg

    Square mugs

    Mongolians

    Pulling down conservatories

    All you can eat buffets early on a sunday when its just heated from the night before

    When you wake up after a night out with lots of cigarettes but no lighter

    Loosing your belt and having a pocketful of coinage

    Churchbells on a Sunday

    Going out for a fag in a club and hearing your favourite tune come on

    Hot sand on a beach

    The Muppets

    People that say use the search button when they know it doesnt work for words of 3 letters or less

    Things in Christmas Crackers
     
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    :wave: must have seen it comming lol.
     
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    This! well except i dont smoke, so if im going out for air, or ive reached the front of the queue at the bar you can gurantee my favourite tune, or a brand new tune that ive never heard before that sounds sick is gonna get dropped.
     
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    i half expected
     
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    i fucking hate that with loose trousers & by hot sand on beach im guessing thats when your abroad lol i went to italythis summer and the bottom of my feet were red due to be sprinting along the beach which felt as if i was running on fiery coal!
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    69. When someone calls someone something in a thread and someone gets annoyed and then things go all homo and smilies are produced
     
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    forgot to add one....

    fat people.

    too many reasons why..

    ..cannot be fucked to say all 1000 of them..

    ..they just annoy me.
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Odd socks.

    People that pop up of facebook chat when you dont want to talk to them.

    Going out with jmzmaloney when he tries to force tequilla upon you.

    jmzmaloney in general

    People who do Kareoke and think its cool

    People that I work with

    Driving behind slow people

    Needing a piss on a long journey

    things that are broken

    people who kiss arse

    People who use sayings without properly knowing what they mean
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Nueras hat

    Nuera spamming msn

    Nuera never saying goodbye

    Nuera not looking at pictures I offer to him

    Nuera's myspace mrnuera

    NUERA
     
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    Do you find Nuera annoying?
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    1. There is nothing wrong with my hat. I think your just jealous as iv got more hair on my fingernails then you have on your head.

    2. I dont "spam" MSN actually. You spam with your crazy videos of death and your continuous persuit of bum love.

    3. I never say goodbye because your always in my heart

    4. See thats not fair, because you trick me. You'll send a normal picture or porn then wierd shit so I dont know whether its safe or not.

    5. OK the myspace name is a bit gay

    6. OK

    :clown:
     
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    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    Aghhh i made a anger thread based on that not long ago. its probs on page 2 or 3 or sumin now. feel free to post
     
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    junglist#1 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    1/ gordon brown

    2/ the recession

    3/ people talking about the recession

    4/ weak ribena

    5/ facebook

    6/ ebay
     
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    sorry bro, will do tomorrow, as i am off for a tuggin sensation!

    so long bitches