Office Heads!!!!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by sampa, Jun 10, 2009.

  1. sampa

    sampa ShadowSniper

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    I'm sat in my office wasting hours on DnB Forum today and I wanted to find out who else is as well.

    Seeing as I thought this - we might as well share our love for brightly lit air conditioned forum browsing whilst perfecting the art of the "Faster than your mum catching you watch porn on her computer" - Window Minimise TechniqueTM When your boss walks past.

    I work work for a Global Finance firm in their foreign exchange department (all fun at the moment - as you can probably see int he news). And my correct title is "Corporate Account Manager"

    What do you do!?........
     
  2. phillips11

    phillips11 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Lol @ the window minismising

    Its not too bad for me I can do what I want but i have my own case load so if I dont do enough it all comes back to me . I do just enough.

    If they block Dnb forum on my work internet I would leave the company
     
  3. MC DONKEY DICK

    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    If i didn't have the net in work i'd be finished at about 10am.
     
  4. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    lol iv done 3 hours work and about 5 hours browsing time! i work in IT its expected of me!
     
  5. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Isurance advisor and 80% of my time spent on here or other sites... great fun!!
     
  6. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    This....exactly what i am upto.
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i hate u insurance barstards!! :D
     
  8. MC DONKEY DICK

    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    I really fucking hate office work, been doing it for the last 4 years now, but it's just so easy i cant ever be fucked to look for anythin else... I think it's made me lazier than i ever used to be.
     
  9. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    I'm sat in the office pretty much everyday. I should be doing planning etc for buildings but no, I am voicing my opinions above drum & bass.

    marvellous.
     
  10. mattyb_999

    mattyb_999 DJ Laize

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    same haha
     
  11. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    I can do this quite well, i work in an office over looking the River Thames next to London Bridge with floor to ceiling windows and the technique is applied when ever i see my bosses reflection coming towards me from his desk thats 20 yards or so away from me.....got it down to a tee....but he's quite good really, on the net as much as we all are in here, i just do it so it makes me look busy and doing what i'm meant to be doing.
     
  12. phillips11

    phillips11 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    I work in Insurance as well, what company you work for? You work in Sales do you?
     
  13. pitts

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    haha the minimizing thing is so true im also in the office browsing on this while should be working.

    not always in the office though im an electrical engineern but im more office based doing CAD drawing n circuit drawing n technical support fixing escalators over the phone its a blag but dnb forum gets me fru the day if im in the office
     
  14. sampa

    sampa ShadowSniper

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    NO SHIT !!!! Me too bro - I can see Blackfriars Bridge and all that stuff!

    Mr. G - we should "do lunch". Couple of disco biscuits and a silent disco at Shunt or Under the Arches on Southwark St.

    Then go back to work and tell everyone how much we love them!

    Gwaaan!