Obvious Rules of Life

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Post blatant rules to command an awesome life.

    "Never touch your own pets genitals"
    "There is no such thing as too much alcohol"
     
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    dont shit on your own doorstep.. (applies to anything and everything)
     
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    avoid driving next to buses when masturbating in your car
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    Dubstep is gay
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Never punch scotty on the chin
    Never ask fes to do the truffle shuffle
    Never share needles with logikz
    Never go down a dark alley with nuera
    Never go kfc with wayne
    Never have a gay off with damagecase
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    Never ask borf to enter intoa word association game
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Never spit forwards when riding a bike.
    Remember its not rape. its just surprise sex.
     
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    never get fooled that anyone on the internet is actually a normal functioning person.
     
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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    smoke weed every day :D
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    dont go pissing in the wind
    do not masturbate in the presence of your pets / children
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    never wipe from back to front if your a bird.
    never bite the hand that feeds you.
    Bro's before ho's
    Never get you cock out infront of the elderly
    Always get your cock out infront of the middle aged.
     
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    its not surprise sex. its a struggle cuddle.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    see here...

    back on topic.

    dont listen to slipknot on shrooms.
    dont think its alright to scream 'JIZZYMON GO!' at the point of ejaculation. girls do not like it.
    dont shit in your mate's mum's tumble dryer and turn it on.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    See Here....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLCp3_-ak6M

    ;)
     
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    Freek Lets get freeeeeeky

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    Just to clarify this means it is ok to touch someone elses pets genitals??
     
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    50 'no's and a 'yes' means 'yes'


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    Bro's before ho's 9/10 cos if it's 10/10 that means you're gay mayne.
     
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  20. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Yeah sure, why not, I'm just saying if you do it to your own pet you aint gunna have the relationship you had before. Back in the 90s at a party a guy who was high on acid at a party was found to be masturbating in front of his cat, guy was ridiculed for years after that. Cat got put down. You dont want it on your CV