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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
    Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

    POSTED: Friday, August 5, 2005
    UPDATED: 3:15 pm CDT August 5, 2005

    BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

    According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

    The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

    "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

    http://www.click2houston.com/news/4815844/detail.html
     
  2. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Home > Breaking News > SE Asia > Story
    March 12, 2009
    Horse bites off man's testicle

    SULAWESI (Indonesia) - AN INDONESIAN villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles said reports on Thursday.
    The 35-year-old man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site in Sulawesi earlier this week when the attack occurred, Indonesia's state-run news agency Antara reported.

    A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.
    http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/SE%2BAsia/Story/STIStory_349229.html
     
  4. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    crazy shizzle....
     
  5. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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  6. sam the dnb man

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    yeah that guy was blatently trying to get a blowjob from that horse.
     
  7. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Man jailed for testicle attack
    Monday, October 27, 2008
    A man was today jailed for 11 years for his part in a "terrifying" joint attack in which a woman dripped boiling water on to their frail victim's genitals as they demanded his cash card.
    Steven Khan punched, kicked and stood on 61-year-old Trevor Marsden before Anne Marie Wall splashed water from the freshly boiled kettle on to his testicles and groin during the attack at his home in Leeds in July this year.

    The pair carried out the attack and took Mr Marsden's cash card from his trousers, despite him repeatedly telling them he only had £4 in his bank account, Leeds Crown Court heard.
    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Man_jailed_for_testicle_attack&in_article_id=374445&in_page_id=34
     
  8. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    or misunderstood "don't look a gifthorse in the mouth " in a really twisted way
     
  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Oh the qualith of this next one...imagine this as a post in teh DNB Forum Introduce yourself section....hmmm

    kode03-24-06, 05:19 AM
    Hi to all,
    I am 30 and have just lost both testicles, Seminoma in both cases. I started to use Sustanon, had first injection 2 weeks ago but feel kind of strange, "crazy", get "waves of heat/warmth running through my body and head". Is this normal in the beginning? Will my body get used to the replacement and will I feel and function the same way I did before cancer? What about the sex life, will that worsen? Thank for sharing your experiences, I am new to this forum.
    http://www.tc-cancer.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-3395.html
     
  10. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    this is getting silly..who'd try it

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  11. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Or maybe not...add a handful of turkey testicles, and simmer for 10 mionutes until a froth appears...

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    He´d try em.:D
     
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    Pony In Real Life I'll Wet Ya

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