NURSES.

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  1. SIRUS

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    PERSONALLY I'D NEVER MARRY A NURSE.
    SURE SHE'S LOVELY, YEAH.
    PRETTY, ENJOY'S THE SAME THINGS.
    EVEN WILLING TO DISH OUT SEXY LOVE FORNICATION COVERED IN OIL WHILST WEARING THE UNIFORM.
    BUT.
    SHE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE WORKING LONG HOURS.
    YEAH.
    SHE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE 'OH I CAN'T GO TO THE CINEMA AS I'M ON THE LATE SHIFT'.
    'I CAN'T GET TIME OFF TO GO ON A MESCALIN FUELED SHETLAND PONY RIDE ROUND THE ISLE OF WHIGHT AND YOU KNOWS IT'.
    YEAH SHE'S SAVING LIVES .
    BUT WHERE IS THE US TIME.
    I NEED ATTENTION TOO YOU SILLY COW.
    WHY.
    WHY WON'T YOU JUST GET A NORMAL JOB, NORMAL HOURS.
    YOUR JOB SHOULD COME SECOND.
    YOU BITCH.
    WE'RE OVER.
    I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF YOUR SHIT.

    AND THAT'S WHY I'D NEVER MARRY A NURSE.
     
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    but she could sneak supplies home from work...if she ever comes home
     
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    teachers are where its at.
     
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    Secretaries are where it's at.
     
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    I dated a nurse once.



    The end.
     
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    This doesn't suprise me. From everything I have read about you, in my head, you are a pimp.
     
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    I would like to be married to a nurse when hungover... the rest i would like to be married to mary jane,
     
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    And an accurate head muscle you have.
     
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