( NSFW ) SHIT THE BED CHECK THIS SPIDER BITE OUT ( GROSS LEVEL HIGH )

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  1. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    ( nsfw ) SHIT THE BED CHECK THIS SPIDER BITE OUT ( nsfw )

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  2. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    when i was working in Laganas , Greece for a summer ... some lad got bit by a tiny spider, hurt him like fuck , everyone laughed , he cryd, we thought he was a pussy , but it ended up looking similar to that and he flew back to the U.K. , spiders can be harsh if they bite you ..
     
  3. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    FUCK THAT.. i hate spiders
     
  4. ac

    ac I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Brown Recluse, deadlier than a Black Widow so they say. Check this monster out;

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  5. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Man that looks fuckin grim... no thanks!
     
  6. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    ergh man.

    thats durrrtyyy
     
  7. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    looks like he got it caught in a meat grinder, nice....
     
  8. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    Looks fake to me.
     
  10. sam the dnb man

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    if you get bitten on your cock you are fucked.

    well no more fucking
     
  11. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    I fucking hate spiders, I know you might think its gay but I really really despise them and I find it hard to even come close to one even the smaller petty ones. I mean what the fuck has eight eyes and eight legs? Even thinking of them makes me shudder and check around my feet eerrghh. Horrible little creatures fairdos.
     
  12. DJNitrousUK

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    Couldn't have put it better myself, hate the damn things, can't go near 'em!!
     
  13. KEMZ

    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    Spiders are cool you pussys! if we didnt have them your house would be swarming with other annoying insects. they do a good job!

    i would love to have a fuckin big turantula or something but i dont like the idea of keeping it in a tank, i'de let him bowl around y'know, give him his freedom n all that

    his name would also be Barry
     
  14. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    Fuck that man, spiders are not cool, give me annoying insects over a spider anytime.
     
  15. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I've got arachnophobia, seriously if one is in the same room as me I cant sit comfortably until its dead or gone... I dont really like killing them for the hole bad luck thing so a tip is cover the fucker with a glass slide a peice of paper underneath an fling it out the window, or down the sink... Either way it probly ends up dead or somethin but atleast I dont feel as guilty as squishing it
     
  16. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    You know man. This sounds OTT but when I was younger I have slept on the sofa downstairs before because there was a spider under my bed, seen the big bastard run under there.
     
  17. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i used to beat spiders up!
    just punch em into tha wall that tells em whos boss!
     
  18. KEMZ

    KEMZ Blatant Royal Status

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    you do know they cant hurt you dont you? lol

    what was the worst you thought could have happened?
     
  19. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    all spiders shud fuck off imo
     
  20. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Dunno man they might not be able to bite but they are dodgy lil fuckers an I dont trust them for shit... You never know it could be one from another country...

    An in the words of noize: