Nozzzles OF RRRRAGGGGGE

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Toejam, Feb 7, 2009.

  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    PAPER CUT TO THE JAPSEYE
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Toejam your sig disables your rage abilities. It is a contradiction of the highest order. All I see is stars and animals rage fades into the background.
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Its not good my mp3's broke my phone is broke i lost my bank card went to the bank and it has an eletrical fault so i cant withdraw money my anus is broke tooo

    I was planning on going to a japanese whore house just down the road from me tooo, the weekend is ruined. RUINED!!!!!!
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Just stare at your sig for 5 minutes it will brighten up your day works everytime for me
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    On a side note does this Japanese whorehouse do home deliveries in the Reading area.
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I dont think it does i will ask next time, although you must try an incall the decor is devine and the staff are polite and ambient music is played
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Is it like the one in Big Trouble in Little China? does a woman say "Cash or charge"? do I have to wear a tweed jacket and thick rimmed glasses? do sorcerers rip the roof off and threaten you with electricity?. If the answer is no to any of the questions Im not interested.
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Heres how it is

    If you opt for 30 mins= 50 squid, you are taken up the room where fresh towels are laid out she undresses you and applies a firm but fair massage with the occasional ball stroke

    then turn over for a frontal rub, then a ball lick then a latex sheath is applied then a blowjob is executed (most exciting) then she mounts you and goes mental shouting "COME ME! COME ME!" until you are spent
     
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    sam the dnb man Variation

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    o_O where is this place????
     
  10. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    this one has the same effect for me

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