Now, this is a story

Borf™

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all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

:slick:
 

DJHaze

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theres a few episodes with a longer intro when hes on about sipping champagne on a planer or summit. just to inform you people if u didnt know.
 

[Politrix]

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Fuck me...that pic is grim...hahah
mate im sat here eating my starter to the fucking georeous curry im about to eat, i just popped a popadom with lime and pickle chutney nto my mouth, its now splattered over my monitor you inconsiderate fucking up-most disgusting fucker ou. why oh whyyyyyy must you post suh fucking UGH fes..why!
 

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but really, imagine whats going through that geezers mind. he will neve be the same again after that episode hohohohoho.

and yeah fail on the bel'air tip
 

DJHaze

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i know a guy who shat himself a bit like this. hes probly reading this.

it was funny.

not for him.
 
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