Now, this is a story

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  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf VIP Junglist

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    all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I liked to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys
    Who were up to no good
    Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say this cab is rare
    But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

    :slick:
     
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    Fuck me...that pic is grim...hahah
     
  4. DJHaze

    DJHaze New Member

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    theres a few episodes with a longer intro when hes on about sipping champagne on a planer or summit. just to inform you people if u didnt know.
     
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    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe! VIP Junglist

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    mate im sat here eating my starter to the fucking georeous curry im about to eat, i just popped a popadom with lime and pickle chutney nto my mouth, its now splattered over my monitor you inconsiderate fucking up-most disgusting fucker ou. why oh whyyyyyy must you post suh fucking UGH fes..why!
     
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    but really, imagine whats going through that geezers mind. he will neve be the same again after that episode hohohohoho.

    and yeah fail on the bel'air tip
     
  7. DJHaze

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    i know a guy who shat himself a bit like this. hes probly reading this.

    it was funny.

    not for him.
     
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    haha, gotcha blad
     
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    Lol...

    True dat.
     
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    Viperdnb On his way.

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    lolshittyarse