nothing beats the feeling of.....

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by spiderfran286, Nov 25, 2010.

  1. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..." VIP Junglist

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    .....having a poo, dont you agree?
     
  2. Teddy

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    that depends on how much u like things entering and exiting ur bum hole really
     
  3. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..." VIP Junglist

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    entering?!? what do you do when you go to the toilet you freak.......
     
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    best feeling in the world has to be getting in the bath after spending 5-6 days at a festival…..far better than taking a poo
     
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    poo in the bath Tony?

    but yeah, a well deserved poo can be epic... can also be painful after a fiery curry the night before... god i hate ring sting
     
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    This all depends on what kind of poo you are about to have and what you ate the day before.
     
  7. spiderfran286

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    man, that shit is worse than stubbing ur toe i think....
     
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    Wanking left handed.
     
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    smearing yourself in said poo
     
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    My housemate swears the best feeling a man can have is what he calls a 'SNIZZ' 'or a 'SNANK'. Similar concept to the 'SNART' im sure you are all familiar with. But this one seems to be more a skill to master:

    You have to sneeze and cum at the same time.

    This happened to anyone?
     
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    Epic Lunge >>> Everything else
     
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  13. spiderfran286

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    and then push it back up inside?
     
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    why didnt they put a shark in there with him. money well spent i say.
     
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    I shit a squirell
     
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    the key is preparation. Eating a curry? Pop the loo roll in the fridge.
     
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    the worst one is when it feels like its coming out sideways.