not your average biscuit

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  1. HobNob

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    hello forum memebos

    im full of cream.

    what am i?
     
  2. logikz

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    WELCOME!

    also, are you andrew. be honest
     
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    are you a soggy biscuit?
     
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    A physical being of less than average endowment.

    They call you Dow Jones
     
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    like the stock exchange? you know, what i never quite understood is, is that a name of a dude, was there ever a mr. dow jones? or is it an acronym of some kind, you know, like the one in dubai or tokyo

    did you know the dutch say to+ki+yo?`why in the f¤#k do you need an i before a y!???
     
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    That all depends if you're black or white?
     
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    wants to dunk, definitely black
     
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    I want to lick the brown out of your middle
     
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    That gave me a shiver

    In a good way in stress
     
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    Hi Michael,

    Have you gotten over the whole Fes palaver yet?
     
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    The answer was bonbon biscuit. I do like the English biscuits. Hence my profile name. :D
     
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    I LOVE a hobnob.
     
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    You seem nice :)
     
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    John Smackenroe HEROIN > TENNIS

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    YOU'RE A FUCKIN CRETIN M8. WHAT KINDA MUG SIGNS UP AS SOME KINDA BASTARD BISCUIT?

    DON'T ANSWER ME.

    MAKE ME INJECT A BIG 50ML PIN OF AFGHANISTAN'S FINEST POPPY TAR IN YOUR EYES.

    ARE YOU SERIOUS?
     
  17. logikz

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    BH? DAVE? MATT? JOHN?

    sounds like the bible, come to think of it.


    BUT I DIGRESS, THIS IS CLEARLY THE WORK OF SKYNET

    @HobNob yes, you should trust old black hombre, he seems legit. dont be a vag.
     
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    I enjoy a good Bourbon.
     
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    Who'd have thought my profile name would cause so much controversy! I do hope John doesn't decide to take pharmaceuticals over it. My brother Rajeen had an unfortunate instance with a packet of polo's recently. He's never been the same. Young Ken here has a nice taste though.

    Regards
     
  20. logikz

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    well, yes. certainly, thats what that is, soooo anyway, hey @HobNob so whats your relation to dnb, do you go on doa orrrr

    are you michael. be honest.