not so happy ending...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Mar 20, 2012.

  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember VIP Junglist

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    yea...

    just finished the spliff after the one hour....

    my mate won't talk to me.

    feel dirty as fuck..


    was my first time

    im so fuckin baked right now
     
  2. hyperd4eva

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    May god be with you
     
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    wonder if we can get ahmeds input on this. all the important bits are here
     
  4. Teddy

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    so u had sex with ur mate and then had a joint

    i recommend a shower and then the discovery chanel
     
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    hands tend not to talk...

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    hahaha
     
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    this is all very vague...explainify?
     
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    You and me both, mate. Slipped on a grassy slope in the rain and now I done fucked my kicks and my jeans right up.
     
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    fixed.



    sorry Castel had to do it
     
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    first ever spliff ? how old are you ? .. all the cool kids did crystal meth in year 3 .. stretching boglins over there heads and racking up with a gold pikachu pokemon card
     
  13. logikz

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    fuck crystal meth. embalming fluid and pig bile is the only hype whats current and now meth is fucking 1996 yeah welcome to the future grandpa. old fucking guy look at you.
     
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    And he's is in Oz the land of meth and whizz
     
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  16. SIRUS

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    fucK mICHAEL BAY.
     
  17. Catsel

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    lol

    its alll good people... me n mymate find it funny now lol, i got the 22yrs old cos i ppaid the most dolla.. wasn't thatg bad.. his girl was menna be 26..pfft... 40 odd more like... almost decrepid. he was scarred beofre i convinced him this is how we roll

    dude, under a week ago my ankle was 'broken'. now its healed... crazy timez
     
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    still very very vague.
     
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    sounds like they fucked a couple of hookers and had a spliff
     
  20. ONSLAUGHT88

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    He wouldn't know nothing about neither