Not been around properly in a while...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Borf™, Feb 28, 2012.

  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    So bring me up to speed.

    How faggy is Ahmed these days?

    Has Moskit sold his children for crystal meth yet?

    Had Radius stopped skirting around it and actually had anal sex?

    Oh, and where the fuck is the chatbox? Still down? For real?
     
  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i'll have you know i've been perfectly hetero of late. See my rep bar? it's green now....seee?
     
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  3. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    lemme break this ish down for you...

    Armed came out of the closet. not the proverbial closet, he was actually found in gary glitters closet with a bleeding anus.

    no but they are now leading their own street gang and stacking paper selling whizz and fat draws outside schools.
    they are now for all intents and purposes contributing to the stereotype of beige youths in inner city gangs.

    he did, there was a ten page thread about it, he said that it was pleasurable and didn't hurt as much as he thought it would, he said that next time he'll try giving instead of receiving and keep us updated on how that compares.

    fo rilly it's still down. and no thanks button either...
     
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  4. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    In a nutshell ol' billy big buritos above ^^ is really shit

    Welcome back :wave: and a happy easter for your next return
     
  5. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Yeah Borf. What gives? Your like a stray cat that fucks off for time and when you question if said cat has died, you show up. Possibly missing an ear &/or leg
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ah borf, youre here. name your fave late 90s girl group 'all saints' hit singles. so far ive got pure shores, thats as far as i got.
     
  7. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    That terrible cover of 'Under The Bridge' they did deserves an honourable mention...
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    absolutely, the video for that song was tremendous i cant beleive i ever managed to forget, it was a multi million dollar video (music videos and film in genral is always measured in dollars, this is because the dollar is the prototype of money, the arch currency, all money developed from there. next is the euro, after that, the greek drachmer). theyd never dance for their shows, not even a cool dance like suga babes, just stand still and sing.
    then there is that song 'you got me feeling really really so bad' or whats it called.
     
  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Nice one Dirty. They're the answers I was hoping for.

    :borat:

    I've got a shitload of work on. I spend 80% of my working day in meetings and the other 20% telling people what the result of the meetings were. Gotta get that ££££££££££. Will try to get on more though. The financial year is near it's end, so people will have less money to spend, which means less meeting. So it should free up some time. What's the deal with the chatbox?

    Ah, Karl, I've missed your cuntyness.
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    think nothing of it. also, here we go, 'all hooked up', their debut 'i know where its at' and their more contemplative effort 'black coffee'. they also did a cover of 'lady marmalade' as is customary for all female artist.
     
  11. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Shut up Borf!
     
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  12. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Yet I'm the fan??

    James! I thought you were dead!

    I kinda hoped you were. I just need to hope harder I guess.
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hope from a really high place.
     
  14. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I am.

    From my moral high ground.

    I'm also pissing on your head while I'm here. Lap it up bitch.
     
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  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    not unless you can piss underwater for i am five meters below sea level. and even with legs like yours (theyre like a muscular horse) i doubt you could pull it off. oh thats right i forget you live underwater. pllb-rrrlb-blblblrrrl.
     
  16. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I have far superior pelvic muscles to anything you have ever witnessed.

    I could tag with my piss wherever in the world you may be.

    This is also the reason why I have an epic thrust and lunge.
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    lets say you have a can of coke. how would you drink that under water. and by drink i mean irregular sexual encounter briskly taking place in a hotel vestibule.
     
  18. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Borf™

    nothing exciting has happened.
    heist went fishing
    someone got banned.
    matt damon
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    I still wish I could get my name changed to Borf™ :(
     
  20. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Who are you, dont remember you.