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quick...


why hes not here.. and ill delete the fred if my suspicions are correct...


is he sound... and do the beer and the ladies and the good stuff.. or is he abit of a goon and will no doubt kill me and leave me in a ditch with heron up my arse?
 

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im saying im gunna be on my lonesome in Oslo soon for a couple nights and thought id catch up with the ape for a beer...

thought i best find out if hes a killer first tho? seeen ?
 

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i hear some killers are sound to certain ppl tho.. Jeffery Dahmer had normal ppl at work he was all normal around, sat in the mess hall at work with his pack up (probs bollock sarnies) chattin to the lads, being all normal but abit reserved you know.. so he held down his job..

then clocked off with the lads at 4pm...

went home and straddled a human zombie corpse and masturbated all over it and boiled human heads on his hob...

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nice....

what happend to 'thanks button' gaddamet.
 

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haha nah.. had this booked a while.. crab on a snowboard..
u know what. ive been snow boarding a few times.. and i can do it! i can slow down, i can turn, but i find it very difficult.. maybe its because i was ment to face forwards...

now, as your of the crustacean persuasion. shirley that means u shud snowboard better than trying to walk in a straight line?

logic means that this is true.

ask karl.
 

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hmmmm.. sounds like some good number their carol. ill have 3 consonants.

im just unsure if ill know how to slow down.. once on a slope and going fast... well...

i wonder if theres any sort of beginners tips i can get before i go... surprise the lads with being fairly good... or perhaps not!

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youtube.. beginners snow boarding tips... thats the one
 

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oh shit... i just watched youtube vids... looks fucking difficult plus scary as fuck...

better get health insurance eh!

also... where hero.. hes my hero.. i rekon he'd have them tips!!
 

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Hard to describe tips for snowboarding online, but I will say that most people will plateau very early on because they don't commit. You gotta be confident that your board is gonna do what you know it will, you will pick up speed but you will lose it again, nah mean?
 

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yh i getcha... become water...

also.. i need to buy a snowboard jacket.. all other things i can use for three, trousers, helmet, board n what not...

he just said ideally you want a skiing/boading jacket as he only has the one...

any links.. to good sites or anything.. id like a bargain but not cheap as shit where im freezing... seen some on ebay for 30 quid.. i dont rekon its looking all that good

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i dont want one of them expensive look at me jackets... coz tbh.. ill spend most of the day on my ass wont i

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week even...
 

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also.. i need to buy a snowboard jacket...
don't buy a jacket, u'll look like a fag.

u'll get warm enuff falling over and getting up all the time.

just buy some decent gloves and decent goggles. and rent trousers, boots & board. trousers r very important as u'll be on ur ass n knees alot.. trust me.
 

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what you rekon then.... just a t-shirt... proper lad it.

or what you saying... no jacket? all my coats are either cotton.. or just... no for skiing.. or ive just got loads of jumpers and hoodies ... i read cotton isnt ideal.. thats why im thinking get a jacket yanam sayin?
 

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depends how sunny is it..

i did rent a jacket for my first day. used it for 5mins and left it in the locker. didn't bother after that..


decent gloves are a must.
 
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